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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673948 times)

Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4230 on: March 22, 2013, 05:16:36 pm »
Tantrum.

WWUD if nobody expected the Dwarven Inquisition?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4231 on: March 22, 2013, 05:20:55 pm »
Inquire as to the location of their super-secret party bunker.

WWUD if the super secret party bunker the goblins were always trying to get to was actually his dining room?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4232 on: March 22, 2013, 06:55:01 pm »
Invite some clowns over.

WWUD if he was tomb robbing with three humans (two male, one female), an androgynous elf, and a halfling?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4233 on: March 22, 2013, 09:38:08 pm »
Be converted to 3.5, enter a martial trance and send goblins sailing off in an arc.

WWUD if his entire life was pre-determined and totally not procedurally generated like it ought to be?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4234 on: March 22, 2013, 09:45:58 pm »
(Fakeninja) Become the Order of the ASCII

Be precedurally generated anyways.

WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a massive horde of zombies from reaching the !!SUPER SECRET PARTY BUNKER!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4235 on: March 23, 2013, 01:06:08 am »
Quote from: flameboy99 on March 22, 2013, 09:45:58 pm
(Fakeninja) Become the Order of the ASCII

Be precedurally generated anyways.

WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a massive horde of zombies from reaching the !!SUPER SECRET PARTY BUNKER!!?

He would first, dismantle the lever the throw it at the impending zombie hoard then look blankly at them

WWUD if he was stranded on an island and was allowed to have 2 things?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4236 on: March 23, 2013, 02:13:36 am »
Do you seriously have to ask?! (Booze and sock)

WWUD if Mewgenics came out and somehow he had a PC.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4237 on: March 23, 2013, 02:43:55 am »
He would suddenly not have a PC. Do to catsplosions. Multiple Catsplosions.

WWUD if there was a catsplosion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4238 on: March 23, 2013, 10:29:07 pm »
Load them all into a cage, and release them upon an unsuspecting siege.

WWUD in a world without stone or magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4239 on: March 23, 2013, 10:56:35 pm »
"Oi, Catten, did ya know we could light trees on fire? We could weaponise this against those snobby elves! We could turn their whole forests against them!"
"Urist, your idea is brilliant! You're on fire!"
Urist McDwarf has melted.

WWUD with duct tape?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4240 on: March 24, 2013, 01:30:52 am »
He'd make a web out of it and capture titans.

WWUD if he was Toady's father?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4241 on: March 24, 2013, 01:05:53 pm »
Begin a tantrum spiral after his son went insane from not having all of the materials to finish his strange mood.

What would urist do if an elf invited him to dinner?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4242 on: March 24, 2013, 01:48:01 pm »
Remember elves are cannibals...

WWUD if beard hair could be made into Beard Whisky?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4243 on: March 24, 2013, 06:45:00 pm »
Wonder why so many dwarfs have gone missing lately.

WWUD if he discovered that the fort's 150 cats were spys for the elves?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4244 on: March 24, 2013, 06:47:22 pm »
The solution isn't perfect, but it keeps a lot of dwarves busy.

WWUD if he saw a really nice table?
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