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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680367 times)

Eschar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10035 on: May 26, 2020, 10:45:05 pm »
Run away, overcome with terror!

WWUD after running from the cell?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10036 on: May 27, 2020, 05:11:13 am »
Run into a group of goblins.

WWUD when he finds the goblins?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10037 on: May 27, 2020, 02:41:22 pm »
Run from the goblins as well.

WWUD whilst running from goblins?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10038 on: May 28, 2020, 11:14:53 am »
Bump into Urist McRaider and his squad while they steal an artifact

WW Urist McRaider do after being found by Urist McCaptured?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10039 on: May 28, 2020, 11:44:01 am »
Ask Urist McCaptured what he's doing there.

What would Urist McRaider do now?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10040 on: May 29, 2020, 02:21:35 am »
Urist McRaider checks his raid to-do list, and sees that release captives is not listed.

WWUD if he saw Urist McRaider leaving the throne room with more loot than he can carry?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10041 on: May 29, 2020, 04:51:44 am »
Beg Urist McRaider to take him with him.

WWUD if Urist McRaider didn't take him out of the goblin fortress?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10042 on: May 29, 2020, 11:08:08 am »
Urist McRaider is having much trouble carrying all those bags of loot. So Urist McCaptured sneaks into one of those bags.

What would Urist McRaider do when he hears loud grumbling coming from a bag full of gold goblets?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10043 on: June 01, 2020, 03:49:39 pm »
Urist tries to push Urist out of the bag, and Urist tries to stay in.

What would the Urists do if they were interrupted by the demon with 24 23 eyes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10044 on: June 01, 2020, 05:12:51 pm »
Get absolutely demolished by the demon.

What would the Urists do as they rise to the Heavens?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10045 on: June 01, 2020, 07:26:07 pm »
Get demolished by an angel.

WWUD while plummeting back down towards the demon?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10046 on: June 02, 2020, 02:01:59 am »
Scream until they get punched by the demon again.

WWUD in order to stop being punched between heaven and hell?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10047 on: June 02, 2020, 04:17:52 am »
Urist McGhost has entered a martial trance
Urist McGhost stries the demon in the chest with his *wool sock* and the injured part is crushed!

WWUD after crushing the demon's chest?
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Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
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Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10048 on: June 02, 2020, 04:22:36 am »
Move the demon's corpse like a puppet and pretend he's the demon.

What would the goblins do if they saw their leader moving around strangely and speaking in a ghostly, falsetto voice, ordering them to increase production of troll fur socks?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10049 on: June 02, 2020, 04:08:57 pm »
Give their leader a few strange looks, then comply with the leader's demands. Goblins aren't terribly individualistic after all.

What would the goblins do after making troll fur socks?
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