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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682534 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10005 on: May 16, 2020, 11:43:40 pm »
Eat the kobold

WWUD witnessing this unfortunate turn of events?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10006 on: May 17, 2020, 05:24:13 pm »
Question how/why a Koboid ate themself. Find poke balls on the ground, press the buttons releasing the beasts.

What beast did the koboid catch before his demise, other than the goblin and Roc?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10007 on: May 17, 2020, 06:14:11 pm »
An amorphous misty thing with no clearly defined form, which is now attacking Urist!

WWUD while being attacked?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10008 on: May 18, 2020, 04:43:02 am »
Panic, run away, then go get a drink.

WWUD of the creature followed him to the tavern?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10009 on: May 18, 2020, 04:28:04 pm »
Throw booze into it, creating a booze ghost which makes everyone drunk.

Wwud when the booze ghost goes too near the magma forges and erupts in flame?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10010 on: May 18, 2020, 04:39:27 pm »
Cry at the loss of so much alcohol.

WWUD to console himself?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10011 on: May 22, 2020, 06:03:38 pm »
Use every dwarf's best friend: booze! Several minecarts full of booze, specifically, radish wine...

WWUD after drinking radish wine?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10012 on: May 22, 2020, 11:39:16 pm »
Urist is still horrified, and starts a fist fight to make himself feel better.

WWUD if the super-buff axelord captain of the guard was walking towards him?
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Eschar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10013 on: May 23, 2020, 12:04:11 am »
What of it? Fight him too.

WWUD when the +steel axe+ hits the third finger, left hand and the severed part goes flying off in a arc! The force twists the wrist, bruising the muscle! It is a gelding blow!
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10014 on: May 23, 2020, 04:00:22 am »
Bite the axelord to death, then bleed to death.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf fighting an axelord, bite the axlord to death then bleed out?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10015 on: May 23, 2020, 06:27:43 am »
Urist is filled with rage at the sight of so much senseless violence and goes berserk.

WWUD if he saw a berserk dwarf screaming about world peace while throwing punches?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10016 on: May 23, 2020, 01:15:59 pm »
Urist McSane politely asks the berserk dwarf why he's rambling on about world peace.
Urist McBerserk cancels Reply: Too insane.
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the right eye and the right eye explodes into gore!

What would Urist McSane do now that his right eye has exploded?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10017 on: May 23, 2020, 04:05:25 pm »
Become traumatized and eventually become melancholy.

Wwud if dwarven therapy actually existed to prevent the inevitable emotional spiral into oblivion caused by even mild circumstances like smelling rotten food?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10018 on: May 24, 2020, 05:50:29 am »
Urist McTherapist goes insane from having to listen to everyone's crap all the time.

WWUD if his ramblings drove the therapist insane?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10019 on: May 24, 2020, 11:19:31 am »
Urist McSane cancels Watch: Interrupted by Urist McTherapist.
Urist McTherapist throws a ☼cave spider silk sock☼ at Urist McSane.
The ☼cave spider silk sock☼ hits Urist McSane in the lower body, bruising the muscle, bruising the guts! It is a gelding blow!

What would Urist McSane do after being gelded by a sock?
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