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[Itnetlolor]

Right then. Since Kharn and roughly half of squad have nothing to do outside of missions, and since G-Man didn't include any recreational facilities, Kharn suggests poker night. Or scrabble. Or any other thing that could provide mild distraction from our current doldrums.

Also: Kharn read a really thick book. Kharn thinks it was call dic-shun-airy. No very entertaining. Add Comic books to next shipment of items, or at least the firefly boxed set and a TV.

: Look here miss-ter. Government funn-ding is not meant for recer-reational act-ivitiesss.
: I dare you to say the same thing to my daddy. But don't say I didn't warn you.
: Wait a second... Where the heck did he come from? His manners seem oddly familiar.

[Phantom]

An inter-dimensional force insists that Kharn beats up the Tau Weaboos.


Where the hell am I during all this?

A cloning lab.

Oh right.

[ReDeadEr]

: Greg not like poker. Greg try poker once. Greg win, and Lizzy get mad, and say Greg cheat, and stab Greg in the head. Twice. Greg forget what do when on fire. Then Lizzy set Greg on fire. Then hit Greg in the head with a hammer. Then bring Greg back when he burned to death. Then say Greg owe her. That how Greg became zombie.

[warhammer651]

Kharn was not referring to puny beuracrat. Kharn was instead referring to the boss man, the man with the plan, and all round chillaxed guy.

Kharn still has cards though. And pokemans, but kharn only enjoy that ironically... _{when others around at least.....}

When is Kharn's next paycheck anyways, little suitcase man?

[ragnarok97071]

: How about digging? I used to love digging.

Simon returns to his bunk and begins writing something...

It has been three weeks since I arrived in this reality, having crossed over some time after leaving my friends after the defeat of the anti-spiral. Somehow, when I crossed over, I was returned to my body as of the beginning of my journey, though I seem to retain my memories. I have managed to find the vehicle which Lagann has been transformed into (odd occurrence, that. It seems that ganmen are not a common sight here.) I have found that they are under attack from an alien species, and as such I have attempted to sign up for service with the organization fighting them, but... it seems that my body may be a problem here.

But something important has happened. There is another here that can do the same sort of things that I can. I will have to have a conversation with her at some point.

Fakedit: SO MANY NINJAS

[Itnetlolor]

: How about digging? I used to love digging.

: Look kid, as long as you enjoy your job, any leaksss of the X-COMmm pro-ject will like-ly not causse too mutch of an uproar within the me-dia for chi-ild la-bor. You're tasssked with hellping the construction crewss build add-it-ional facil-itiesss.
: Come to think of it now Cube... He does seem oddly familiar. I just can't put my finger on it.

[ragnarok97071]

: Right then, You got an excavation drill I could use?

:Oh, and erm... Lizzy I think your name was? Would you talk to me somewhere private please? I need to ask you something.

[breadbocks]

: Now what's all this I hear about Poker? I know that game. But what kind will we be playin'? Omaha, Texas, Blind Man's Bluff, 7 Card stud, 5 Card Stud, HiLo, or sometin' else?

[CJ1145]

: As a pre-emptive warning, all forms of Poker are hereby banned within the walls of SEALE HQ. Blackjack, however, is permissible.

[Phantom]

A Deck Of 52 embeds itself into the face of a scientist next to Gendo.

[Itnetlolor]

: As a pre-emptive warning, all forms of Poker are hereby banned within the walls of SEALE HQ. Blackjack, however, is permissible.

: Aww... C'mon!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeessse tell me you're kidding? I don't even know how to count cards. How am I supposed to win now?

EDIT:
: Uhh... miss? Are you okay? Who threw that? Was it the G-Man? It couldn't be Lizzy. I'm scared now. Lizzy, I don't think you're the only crazy-powerful force in this base.
: What was that Cube?
: I didn't mean it like that!! Please don't hurt me! ;_; I just mean you're not the only powerful being here. I didn't mean to say you're crazy.

[ReDeadEr]

: Kar-Man never answer Greg question.

Greg eat part red-hair shout-lady's brain?

: As a pre-emptive warning, all forms of Poker are hereby banned within the walls of SEALE HQ. Blackjack, however, is permissible.

: Aww... C'mon!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeessse tell me you're kidding? I don't even know how to count cards. How am I supposed to win now?

: You stab Greg in the head last time you play poker. Kar-Man good person.

[Phantom]

There is a giant eyeball looking at everyone from the vents.

[warhammer651]

Kharn thinks eating annoying girls brain fine so Long as it's in honorable combat. Kharn update blog now.


Atop the N+1 Wall
Kharn's blog
Mood: bummed
Music: Knife fight (lemon demon)
Skulls Taken: 0

Kharn is much saddened recently folks. First we have a few missions, But kharn hasn't been able to shoot anything yet. Kharn tried to organize poker game (5card stud is the only manly poker) but boss man shut me down
Also, comic books are nowhere to be found. Kharn will be unable to do a video review of One More Day for a while.

Kharn's teammates are okay. Zombie boy tried to eat Kharns eyes, but he apologized and wen on his way. Wimpy boy shin-gee is wimpy. Kharn gonna help him bulk up. Aussie man is a chill dude. Was gonna play poker but we got shut down. Also little Boy and girl. Boy is mole, good digger but terrible table manners. Also broke Kharn's skull-cap and drinking cup, but they weren't real bone so kharn forgave him. Little girl is scary with a god complex. Also bloodhirsty and very Failbaddon temperment. Kharn avoids her when possible.

That all for now. Kharn gonna use astro turph and alien spheres to make a putt-putt course in interceptor 2's hangar. Kharn also have some contraband for sale.

If Boss or Gendo see this and try to punish Kharn for putt putt or capitolism, kharn have pics of that night and will release them to Internet if mildly irritated

kharn don't have comic to burn, so kharn burns an alien corpse instead
*dead alien being incinerated via Molotov cocktail picture here*

[ReDeadEr]

Kharn thinks eating annoying girls brain fine so Long as it's in honorable combat. Kharn update blog now.

: Greg not ask you. Greg ask Gendo-man.