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[EmperorJon]

You read this in the dev logs.

"Ability to offer quick deaths to mortally wounded people to get them to talk"

Ouch. Slashing someone's artery open then saying 'Right, tell me where Bob is an I'll end it for you.' :O

Anyone else seen good ones?

EDIT:

"Branding (requires wounds to support art image from crafts)"
"UristMcPrisoner's upper body bears a massive jagged scar. The scar is in an image of a cheese. The cheese is delicious."

[Eric Blank]

Oh yes, it's all going to become so much more... entertaining.

[Chilton]

Oh yes, it's all going to become so much more... entertaining.

I cant wait to wander into a Village in Genesis, strangulate a wench, then brand... her...


Hand...









Yes.
Then offer a quick death, and run away. (I never said anything about providing said death)

[Ale and Axes]

Having an army of peasants branded with my character's personal heraldry does appeal to my ego.

[Shook]

You brand the peasant in the head with your hot iron, burning the skin!

His head is branded. The brand is an image of a dwarf and a human. The human is screaming. The dwarf is laughing. This image relates to the branding of Human McPeasant's head in 250.

It's what springs to my mind, anyways. Meta-branding, get!

[Chilton]

You brand the peasant in the head with your hot iron, burning the skin!

His head is branded. The brand is an image of a dwarf and a human. The human is screaming. The dwarf is laughing. This image relates to the branding of Human McPeasant's head in 250.

It's what springs to my mind, anyways. Meta-branding, get!

You brand the peasant in the head with your hot iron, burning the skin!
His head is branded. The brand is an image of a dwarf and a human. The human is screaming. The dwarf is laughing. This image relates to the branding of Human McPeasant's head in 250.
The Peasant gives in to the pain.
The Peasant is having trouble breathing!
The Peasant has regained consciousness.
Speed: 1000
Ability to stand somewhat impaired.
Ability to grasp somewhat impaired.
Ability to see somewhat impaired.

I can imagine that happening.

[Monsterfurby]

Oh yes, it's all going to become so much more... entertaining.

I cant wait to wander into a Village in Genesis, strangulate a wench, then brand... her...
Hand...
Yes.
Then offer a quick death, and run away. (I never said anything about providing said death)

Oh dear. This has so much potential for ... you know ... things that shall not be said. 

But at the same time... even more potential for FUN!

[Horizon9]

Branding would be awesome.
It would be like Zorro coming in and leaving his trademark Z once he's done, except it involves a lot more pain and sets an example to anyone else who dares challenge you.

[Evil One]

Oh yes, it's all going to become so much more... entertaining.

I cant wait to wander into a Village in Genesis, strangulate a wench, then brand... her...


Hand...









Yes.
Then offer a quick death, and run away. (I never said anything about providing said death)

There are far worse places you could brand on males in genesis.

[Duke 2.0]

 I would like the offering a quick death option to always be available, and for NPC's to sort of ignore you if you do this in a non-combat situation.

 "Hey Bob, I'll give you a quick death to have a good day!"

[Detonate]

I would like the offering a quick death option to always be available, and for NPC's to sort of ignore you if you do this in a non-combat situation.

 "Hey Bob, I'll give you a quick death to have a good day!"

It would be much better if they were deeply offended enough to attack, as it would be taken as a death threat.

[Devling]

Oh yes, it's all going to become so much more... entertaining.

I cant wait to wander into a Village in Genesis, strangulate a wench, then brand... her...
Hand...
Yes.
Then offer a quick death, and run away. (I never said anything about providing said death)

Oh dear. This has so much potential for ... you know ... things that shall not be said. 

But at the same time... even more potential for FUN!

Why do I have a feeling that if they implemented sex into dwarf fortress in adventurer mode that the news would be all over this place?

[Tlc2011]

Someone's gonna get the idea to do this

You brand the Human in the Phallus *or whatever it's called*, burning the skin!

There is an image branded on Urist Mcbrand's phallus. It is of a turkey being butchered

[kulik]

I can see my hammer dwarf standing next to a beat bloody elf asking :"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"....."What do you mean you don't know?!" *BANG there goes another rib*

[Necro910]

I am going to brand images of my self branding images of my self into all the nobles of the world.