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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 04:57:13 pm »

My guess is that it's probably Obama's thugs that are behind this.

You're on the right track, but you gotta open your mind brother.  Follow the money, man.  Follow the money.

Hint: It's the doings of George Soros and Arianna Huffington.  Roger Ailes is in their deep, European pockets.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 05:09:02 pm »

Don't forget the lizard people!
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 05:31:40 pm »

My guess is that it's probably Obama's thugs that are behind this.

You're on the right track, but you gotta open your mind brother.  Follow the money, man.  Follow the money.

Hint: It's the doings of George Soros and Arianna Huffington.  Roger Ailes is in their deep, European pockets.
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Both wrong, it's Woodrow Wilson behind it.
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 05:44:07 pm »

My guess is that it's probably Obama's thugs that are behind this.

Please, please tell me you are being facetious.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 05:48:51 pm »

Don't forget the lizard people!
Both wrong, it's Woodrow Wilson behind it.

But Woodrow Wilson was secretly a lizard person. It was, in fact, so secret that not even Woodrow Wilson knew that he was a lizard person.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 05:49:53 pm »

Don't forget the lizard people!
Both wrong, it's Woodrow Wilson behind it.

But Woodrow Wilson was secretly a lizard person. It was, in fact, so secret that not even Woodrow Wilson knew that he was a lizard person.
I don't believe it. If he was then glenn beck would have found out about it and said something.
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:08 pm »

Glenn Beck is then obviously a Lizard person as well.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 05:54:22 pm »

It's obviously the Crab People, who are in cahoots with the lizard people.
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 06:00:42 pm »

It's obviously the Crab People, who are in cahoots with the lizard people.

My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 06:15:34 pm »

My guess is that it's probably Obama's thugs that are behind this.

You're on the right track, but you gotta open your mind brother.  Follow the money, man.  Follow the money.

Hint: It's the doings of George Soros and Arianna Huffington.  Roger Ailes is in their deep, European pockets.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 06:16:26 pm »

I'm actually surprised he wasn't assassinated after his ratings fell.

Is anyone else really surprised that they saw the entire plot of Network played out to them in real life?

EDIT: For those who don't know what I'm talking about...
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2011, 06:18:15 pm »

Eh, his actions aren't to level of Network. I doubt he'd have that large of a criticbase that would call for his death, either.
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2011, 06:19:09 pm »

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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2011, 08:29:17 pm »

What?  Seriously?  Glenn Beck is just a fictional character played by Canadian actor Alfred Peachous, guys.  I mean he goes pretty damn far in his act, but he's not that crazy in real life.  Look him up.  I can't believe you guys fell for Glenn Beck being real.
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Re: Fox Cans Glenn Beck
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2011, 08:44:05 pm »

Is he being fired, or is he retiring/being retired because he is rapidly growing blind and dying?
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