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[ggamer]

>whisper Johnothan (Look, there should be a small bottle on the counter that says Professor Lucas Gerste's Blood Cleanser and Detoxifier. Take that. And no, we're not kidding you. In fact, we went through a surgeon who was going to amputate your leg. speaking of...)

>AddINV Surgeon'sthroat (cyanide pill)

MOTHER FUCKER!

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Jonathan (Do not doubt the power of the Jeep.)
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>ChangeCHEM Jorg.4
>AddINV Cell.CookedSteak

>AddINV Surgeon'sthroat (cyanide pill)

Veto. Needless murder.

[ggamer]

=_=

I've got my eye on you...

[Fayrik]

Time for more science.
>ChangeCHEM(Celldoor.20,000,000)

[USEC_OFFICER]

>whisper Johnothan (Look, there should be a small bottle on the counter that says Professor Lucas Gerste's Blood Cleanser and Detoxifier. Take that. And no, we're not kidding you. In fact, we went through a surgeon who was going to amputate your leg. speaking of...)

Jonathan grunts, and spots the bottles. He reaches over, and picks the two up.

Jonathan: "The entire bottle?"

>Whisper to Jonathan (Do not doubt the power of the Jeep.)

Jonathan: "Alright, it's just that a horse gallops at, what, 13 miles and hour."

>ChangeCHEM Jorg.4
>AddINV Cell.CookedSteak

Item cooked steak has been added to the cell.

Jorg's chemical processes have been increased to four times normal.

>ChangeCHEM(Celldoor.20,000,000)

The cell door's chemical processes have been increased to twenty million times normal.

Jorg stares in disbelief as the door's wooden planks begin to warp and rot. After a minute all that is left of the door is a pile of mulch and some rapidly rusting bars. The guards standing behind the door as just as surprised as Jorg is. Their mouths are hanging open in disbelief.

[Phantom]

Hrm...
>AddINV Cell.OldDog
>ChangeCHEM OldDog.-50

[USEC_OFFICER]

>AddINV Cell.OldDog
>ChangeCHEM OldDog.-50

Object Old Dog has been placed in the cell.

Error: Chemical processes cannot be set as negative. Please re-enter your command with the correct parameters.

[ggamer]

>ChangeCHEM Olddog .000000000005

[Fayrik]

"ChangeCHEM" uses multiplicaiton, not an addition.
Lets try this.
>ChangeCHEM(OldDog.0.05)
As ggamer just ninja'd me with.

And of course, to keep the CPU in check.
>ChangeCHEM(Celldoor.1)

[USEC_OFFICER]

>ChangeCHEM Olddog .000000000005

Old dog's chemical processes have been set to 0.000000000005 times normal.

The old dog falls over, as still as a statue.

>ChangeCHEM(Celldoor.1)

Error: Item celldoor no long exists. Please re-enter your command with the correct parameters.

[ggamer]

lawl.

>ChangeCHEM cellguard (.005)

[USEC_OFFICER]

>ChangeCHEM cellguard (.005)

Cell guard's chemical processes have been changed to 0.005 times normal.

One of the guards freezes up, and falls over. The other guard stares in disbelief at his companion, before turning to Jorg.

Guard: "He's a warlock! Alarm! Alarm!"

[ggamer]

>Change CHEM cellguard2 (.005)

[Phantom]

Damn, I was going to reenact Singularity! Except I'm bot sure if I'd like to reverse someone's age into a genetic monster that never had four months of gestation.

>ChangeCHEM ConsciousGuard. .0005
>Say (False alarm, these guys were drinking on the job.)
>AddINV NextToGuards.Absinthe

[Criptfeind]

>Whisper to Jonathan (Horses are weak stuff my man. We stopped using them so long ago that owning one is now a liability. At any rate, no, only take a cup full of the biggest bottle, and a spoon full of the smallest. Then, in a hour take a spoon full and a half of the medium sized bottle.)