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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189483 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: You're all bloodeh alive!
« Reply #360 on: May 08, 2011, 01:03:14 am »

Modify my laptop so it can be used as a deadly blunt weapon.

1: You modify your laptop so it can be used as a deadly blunt.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII: You're all bloodeh alive!
« Reply #361 on: May 08, 2011, 09:46:20 am »

Turn the detector on and go in the direction of the TOAST-facility.

Hmm, "hidden entities" for sure are perfectly harmless :P
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: You're all bloodeh alive!
« Reply #362 on: May 09, 2011, 12:19:08 pm »

Frelock: Scan for radio signals.
Taricus: Troll the party.
Fuzzy: As I keep with the party, try popping a few golems for extra protection.
TolyK: FOLLOW THE PARTY, SHOOT DA BADDIES.
Ragnarok: Attempt to Re-learn Hadoken
Bdthemag: Modify my laptop so it can be used as a deadly blunt weapon.
Tyberix: Turn the detector on and go in the direction of the TOAST-facility.

Frelock: 5

You tune in to a radio station.

Taricus:

You decide that the timing isn't right. You've got to be tactical about it, you can't just troll and expect it to work.

Fuzzy: 1

You try to form a few golems, but it's hard to do whilst moving.

TolyK:

K.

Ragnarok: 5

You try to become more like that character in that webcomic that the GM didn't really like at all. Frelock tells you about something the Pyro used to do.
You gain Pyrodoken.

Bdthemag: 4

You pick up a rock.

Tyberix:

You press the button and a red holographic arrow appears. It doesn't move.

You make your way down the path.

Text:

The party arrives at a TOAST Industries base. All sorts of people and vehicles are milling about doing various things.

You wonder what it was Steve wanted you to be down here for.

Statuses:

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 Morphine flechettes, 3 Saxitoxin flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 0%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button, rock.
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.

Ragnarok97071: Black Mage
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandescent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #363 on: May 09, 2011, 12:22:09 pm »

Move.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #364 on: May 09, 2011, 12:44:26 pm »

Look at the production, get in contact with the bus. boss.
:P
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #365 on: May 09, 2011, 01:26:06 pm »

Disguise myself as a TOAST employee.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #366 on: May 09, 2011, 01:26:34 pm »

Disguise myself as a TOAST employee.

Why? Are you planning to do something stupid?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #367 on: May 09, 2011, 01:30:48 pm »

Disguise myself as a TOAST employee.

Why? Are you planning to do something stupid?
I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do. But it's probably going to be at least mildly entertaining.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #368 on: May 09, 2011, 01:36:56 pm »

Disguise myself as a TOAST employee.

Why? Are you planning to do something stupid?
I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do. But it's probably going to be at least mildly entertaining.
I'll join you next few turns, after I do some entertaining stuff at his office...  :D ... >:D
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Frelock

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #369 on: May 09, 2011, 02:29:56 pm »

See what upgrades TOAST can make to my medigun.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #370 on: May 09, 2011, 02:55:44 pm »

Look for my spellbook. Can't just get by on the ones I have memorized, not enough... boom.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #371 on: May 09, 2011, 04:47:44 pm »

Taricus: Move.
TolyK: Look at the production, get in contact with the boss.
Fuzzy: Disguise myself as a TOAST employee.
Frelock: See what upgrades TOAST can make to my medigun.
Ragnarok: Look for my spellbook.

Taricus:

You amble.

TolyK:

You take a look through the window of a random building. You can see robotic arms building large armored vehicles. In another one, you can see artillery shells being stored in boxes by robots.

You decide to look for the head of this establishment. You go to the largest building. Inside, there is a very large computer with the words "TOAST Industries 'Orwell' v3 Administrative A.I."

Fuzzy:

Unfortunately, most of the employees don't seem to have any kind of uniform or dress code.

Frelock:

You enter a weapon mechanic's shop.

"We can probably replace the Mann Co. Australium matter transmogrifier with a more powerful TOAST unit, but it'll take some custom work. I can do it for a hundred TC. You can also find ammo for that flechette launcher in one of the TI Medical Dispensers, they should have one in front of the infirmary."

Ragnarok: 5

You find that this TI base has a black mage. He'll only accept TOAST Credits though, and you don't have any money at all.

Statuses:

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 Morphine flechettes, 3 Saxitoxin flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently tuned to radio station).
Ubercharge: 0%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button, rock.
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.

Ragnarok97071: Black Mage
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandescent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #372 on: May 09, 2011, 04:48:33 pm »

Since I assume the computer won't exactely tell us the truth, hack into it!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #373 on: May 09, 2011, 04:50:20 pm »

Since I assume the computer won't exactely tell us the truth, hack into it!

You could at least try asking politely...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #374 on: May 09, 2011, 05:03:38 pm »

Sweep area for neurotoxin emmiters and "hidden entities" then ask AI what's going on here.
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