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[ragnarok97071]

Your avatar scares me more than when you had scary crap on there.

Mostly because I expect the stuff that is supposed to be scary.

[forsaken1111]

Your avatar scares me more than when you had scary crap on there.

Mostly because I expect the stuff that is supposed to be scary.

I should totally make Death look like a poptart space kitten

[ragnarok97071]

That farts rainbows.

[adwarf]

Death is unpleased to here that idea. He will now procede to put you in Doom RL, and make you fight your way to the end to get out. One catch you only have three lives.

[forsaken1111]

Death is unpleased to here that idea. He will now procede to put you in Doom RL, and make you fight your way to the end to get out. One catch you only have three lives.

Three lives?! What is this, easy mode? You have ONE life, and your health constantly drops at 1 per turn so you must continually find health boosters to remain living.

If you reach the final level still alive, you must fight Death Himself to escape, and you get nothing but a rather dull spoon as a weapon.

[Karnewarrior]

Death is unpleased to here that idea. He will now procede to put you in Doom RL, and make you fight your way to the end to get out. One catch you only have three lives.

Three lives?! What is this, easy mode? You have ONE life, and your health constantly drops at 1 per turn so you must continually find health boosters to remain living.

If you reach the final level still alive, you must fight Death Himself to escape, and you get nothing but a rather dull spoon as a weapon.

But spoons are deaths weakness! :O

[ragnarok97071]

I can see some dead mortal seeing you for the first time.

-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. It seems that I'm dead, and it is time for me to pay for my... WHY IS THERE A POPTART KITTEN FARTING RAINBOWS.

Also: Dull spoon? what is this, Normal Mode? no, you have to fight death and his LavaCarp familiars, as a quadriplegic. WIELDING A HERRING.

[forsaken1111]

I can see some dead mortal seeing you for the first time.

-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. It seems that I'm dead, and it is time for me to pay for my... WHY IS THERE A POPTART KITTEN FARTING RAINBOWS.

And then.. *CHOMP*

[ragnarok97071]

Wait, if Death is a cat, wouldn't he play with the dead before he eats them?

[forsaken1111]

Wait, if Death is a cat, wouldn't he play with the dead before he eats them?

Probably. I'm not actually going to do that though, Death is far too serious for all that.

[ragnarok97071]

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Just so you know, I eventually want to create valhalla for those who destroy tons of shit.

On a related note: War, feel like meeting up at some point?

[forsaken1111]

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Just so you know, I eventually want to create valhalla for those who destroy tons of shit.

On a related note: War, feel like meeting up at some point?

If you want the souls of specific dead to go somewhere other than the realm of the dead, you'd be better off trying to deal with Death than doing it behind His back. Much like the IRS, He has no sense of humor.

[ragnarok97071]

I may do that. But I'm destruction. I don't like subtle. Negotiations are subtle.

[forsaken1111]

I may do that. But I'm destruction. I don't like subtle. Negotiations are subtle.

Death isn't subtle. Go talk to him.

[ragnarok97071]

Then again...

I think that many of our characters could get along just fine.

War and Destruction are obvious.

Destruction and Death... Well. This should be obvious.

And sure, why not.