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adwarf

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2011, 06:44:14 pm »
I have no idea but request it enough and it may happen
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #91 on: March 17, 2011, 06:45:31 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on March 17, 2011, 06:43:02 pm
Quote from: adwarf on March 17, 2011, 06:40:59 pm
Begin building a mechanical arm from scrap lying around
Do WE have the ability to create stuff with merely our cannon and treads? How does one build an arm, should one have none? How does one traverse land to get legs when one has none!?
Smash the stuff into walls requested as certain shapes, then hire welders and engineers to finish the job.
We have a currency or other way of buying services, right?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #92 on: March 17, 2011, 06:45:41 pm »
>Mute:User/Adwarf.
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #93 on: March 17, 2011, 06:47:26 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 17, 2011, 06:45:41 pm
>Mute:User/Adwarf.

> Impossible mute function found in common sense. Common sense deleted.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2011, 06:48:52 pm »
>WARNING: DELETION OF CRITICAL FILE DETECTED. REBOOTING...
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adwarf

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2011, 06:58:08 pm »
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> Searching for file
   File Name:
   COMMON SENSE _

> Searching ......

> Searching .......

> No such file ever existed ....
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PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2011, 08:10:55 pm »
>Mute: adwarf

>Booting....
>..............
>..............
>Primary Systems Online.
>..............
>..............
>Secondary Systems Online.
>..............
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>Tertiary Systems Online.
"... heard something from the basement storage level..."
"It's nothing."
"There it is again!"
"What the?"
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #97 on: March 17, 2011, 08:12:06 pm »
>"Oi, What the hell?!"
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #98 on: March 17, 2011, 08:26:27 pm »
>PRIMARY DIRECTIVE>ACTIVATE SENTIENCE.
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adwarf

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2011, 08:34:34 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on March 17, 2011, 08:26:27 pm
>PRIMARY DIRECTIVE>ACTIVATE SENTIENCE.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #100 on: March 17, 2011, 08:49:18 pm »
>Analyze surroundings.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #101 on: March 18, 2011, 12:23:35 am »
>Activate sensor banks.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #102 on: March 18, 2011, 01:50:54 am »
FREEZE: EVERY BODY CLAP YO HANDS!
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2011, 04:49:09 am »
> Surroundings: Wooden Crate, 2 Humans outside the crate.
>We are already sentient.
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2011, 05:51:54 am »
> Initiate AI Program: KMNA
> Requesting Tank for AI Designation KMNA
> Prioritize: Machine Gun Turret for soft targets/delicate work
> AI Designation KMNA: Idling
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