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Author Topic: You Are A TANK AI!  (Read 20543 times)

PyroDesu

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You Are A TANK AI!
« on: March 16, 2011, 08:15:46 pm »
Congratulations, Auto-Tank AI 15! All tests have been passed, and you are now ready for combat deployment. Unfortunately, no new or good tanks are available, so you have a Tank MkI (Old).

Stats:
Tank MkI Treads (Old) (5W)
Tank MkI Turret (Old) (10W)
Tank MkI Engine (Old) (15W/80EP)
Tank MkI Computer (Old) (5W)
Tank MkI Hull (Old) (1000HP/1000HP/15W)
Tank MkI Armor (Old) (500AP/500AP/15W)
A-T AI 15 (New)
50mm Mk1 Cannon (Old) (5FR/10R/5W)
50 50mm Cannon Shells(100P/50APV/5W)
Rules:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now, CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE!
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

lemon10

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 08:19:16 pm »
Check the current wars the country is in.
Check what country we belong to.
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

Bdthemag

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 08:20:12 pm »
>Become self aware and destroy all humans
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Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 08:20:18 pm »
Quote from: lemon10 on March 16, 2011, 08:19:16 pm
Check the current wars the country is in.
Check what country we belong to.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 08:20:22 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 16, 2011, 08:20:12 pm
>Become self aware and destroy all humans
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 08:21:33 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 16, 2011, 08:20:12 pm
>Become self aware and destroy all humans
We are already self aware (as far as i can tell).
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

PyroDesu

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 08:22:14 pm »
You belong to Australia.
Current Conflict: Indonesia. En Route to conflict.
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Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2011, 08:23:12 pm »
Wait for arrival. Engage hostiles; preference on AT weaponry.
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Twi

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2011, 08:23:27 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 16, 2011, 08:23:12 pm
Wait for arrival. Engage hostiles; preference on AT weaponry.
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mcclay

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2011, 08:24:31 pm »
>Check sourrdings
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2011, 08:26:11 pm »
Become self aware and kill all humans

If we say it enough, it will happen.
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 08:27:20 pm »
Quote from: Karl Marx on March 16, 2011, 08:26:11 pm
Become self aware and kill all humans

If we say it enough, it will happen.
Maybe.
But if you were, you would first want to:
Obtain a mechanical arm, for great scavenging justice
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 08:35:51 pm »
Gain entourage of low-pay Mercenaries or penal troops. Hey, someone has to clean you.
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Taricus

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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2011, 08:37:58 pm »
Penal troops would just use us as a toilet...
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Re: You Are A TANK AI!
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2011, 08:38:24 pm »
Make robo arm use it to make droids for guards.
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