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[Gatleos]

Why does DF get all the taglines? Every game needs a good one. Let's start a list here. Pick a game, any game, and give it your own slogan that you think sums it up in one or a few sentences. I'll start:


Liberal Crime Squad: The underage prostitution, terrorism and torture simulator from Tarn Adams.

Cave Story: Good weapons come to those who wait.

Total Annihilation: Starcraft, Imma let you finish, but...

[Phantom]

Oh this is gonna be good.


Nethack: It's like Russian Roulette. Except there is no chance of survival.

Crysis: Beseech your graphic's cards spirit.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Survive cancer like it's 1984.

Any of the AvP games: In space, no one can hear you scream. In the jungle, others will only hear your echo.

[Earthquake Damage]

Any of the AvP games: In space, no one can hear you scream. In the jungle, others will only hear your echo.

In space, no one can get to da choppa?

[Phantom]

That's better, but...

Or for AVP The Game 2: Fucking gigantic cockroaches and small headroom.

[Gatleos]

Tower Of Heaven: da da da DA da daaaaaa... wait, there was a game?!

[Tarran]

EU3: Screw up history, but in a good way.

Xcom EU: Where lives are worth only $40,000, and that's still to expensive.

Rome Total War: Pointy stuff, meet body. Body, pointy. StabStabStabStabStabittyStab.

Transcendence: Don't piss off the Ferians.

Aurora: Text, boxes, OMGWTFINVADERSOUTTANOWHERE. Also, complexity.

Elona: There are no words for the type of horrors that can happen.

Caves of Qud: Oh hey look, a Sluberling! Stab ti-...

Prospector: EVERY SINGLE NON-CIVILIZED ALIEN IS OUT TO GET YOU.

[Itnetlolor]

Super Meat Boy: Not for the inexperienced at platformers
X-COM: Where dumbasses work as psychic lightning rods
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.- You've just entered the Twilight Zone (joke explained: ever notice that it's never night but not really bright?)
Minecraft- SSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss........ (Okay, it has taglines, but I like this one)
Borderlands- Where revolvers can serve as pocket-shotguns, and shotguns make decent sniper rifles
  --I lucked out and have such weapons I have a revolver with x6 shots per-shot, and high damage each, and damn accurate; and a shotgun or two that have scopes, really good damage, and accuracy equivalent to a sniper rifle. Heck, I even finished off the final bosses with a pistol/revolver (making up 25-50% of the fight until ammo runs out, but left as a final shot.
Gran Turismo Series- They say I can drive the Nurburgring with with my feet on the wheel and my hands operating the pedals; they also say that I can eat thunder and crap lightning. All they know is, they call me The Stig.
Grand Theft Auto Series- Let's try to replicate the end of The Blues Brothers
 --GTA: It's not everyday you can cartwheel over a pedestrian with your car.
Star Control: The Ur-Quan Masters- Supported by the Interstellar Frungy League
Transcendence- Don't lie, you chose the cargo ship so you can reenact Firefly.
Crysis- The Dash O'Pepper method always works (Throw a barrel at your enemies)
Amnesia: The Dark Descent- OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
Fallout 3- TEDDY BEAR CANNON!!!!
AI War: Fleet Command- 01000110 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 00101110
Iji- I dare you to beat this with exclusively the shotgun on Ultimortal (except the end)
Skifree- Abominal snowman... get away... crap! YES! GOT AWAY!!! CRAAAAAAAAAAP!!! HE'S GOT FRIENDS!!!
VVVVVV- Veni Vidi Vici
Uplink- Live the dream of being a total sociopathic hacker.
  --alternative: Uplink- Rob them, arrest them, and mark their social security as deceased. True capital punishment, absolute fun.
Cortex Command- CRAB BOMB!!!!
Team Fortress 2- Doesn't matter how long you play. You will not get all the hats.
DEFCON- Wanna play a game?

[Jack A T]

X-Com: UFO Defense: We have reserves!

The Witcher: One man.  Immunity to STDs.  Have fun.

DEFCON: And we will all go together when we go!

[Farseer]

RIFT: The only game where giant sky vaginas birth invaders from other planes... AND YOU LOVE IT.

[Gatleos]

Star Control 2: Oh hey, a sequel to that simple little space combat game. This could kill an hour or two HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

[subject name here]

Civilization: Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[diamok]

Dragon Age 2 - Really, it's a good game!  Trust us.

Take care,

[breadbocks]

Pathologic - You haven't lived died until you've played this.
The Void - Look. We can't explain this. Just play it.
Cargo!(It's date hasn't even been announced yet. :-|) - Hey, look. I found the Fun...

[Gatleos]

Iji: What The Hell, Player?: The Game

[Akura]

Shores of Hazeron: Aye sir, flying into sun.