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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 16 (32%)
Green
- 8 (16%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (4%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (22%)
Libertarian
- 8 (16%)
Republican
- 2 (4%)
Constitution
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 49


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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4905 on: October 27, 2016, 04:30:44 am »

Jesus, I thought "I'm a murderer and rapist of women" was just something made-up to describe how shallow and simple Alien 3 is. And they actually wrote it in the script, the mad lads.
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4906 on: October 27, 2016, 10:24:18 am »

Scariest part I recall was crawling around in the vent with the motion detector and the weird doors.  I don't remember if that was from 1 or 2.  I think I was too young to get scared by most of the gorey stuff.

Of course this was the age when Lavos' scream from Chrono Trigger gave me nightmares.
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4907 on: October 27, 2016, 10:25:44 am »

The xenomorph does Jazz Hands in Alien.
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4908 on: October 27, 2016, 03:14:43 pm »

Grace demands that you vote Yes!



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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4909 on: October 27, 2016, 05:19:44 pm »

The issue with Alien isn't the Giger symbolism or the perverse sexuality theme, it's that it's the abject terror. There's a reason why Alien is a famous, if not maybe the most famous horror film. I'm no moral guardian, but I think it's just plain too intense for someone not at least teenager. Much like alcohol, they'd consume it without being able to appreciate it in any complete way.

Can I just say, this seems like a weird way to talk about alcohol? I don't think age lets anyone "appreciate it" more, unless there's a hidden layer I'm not appreciating? Teen or Middle-Aged, it's still moderately poisonous, makes you stupid and feel good, and drives you to sometimes impulsive, sometimes hilarious, sometimes regrettable things. Also, unlike Alien, too much booze will make you violently ill, or even kill you! I've never heard of anyone dying to a Geiger overdose. INB4 someone makes a witty comment about Ionizing Radiation. :y

But yeah, I doubt kids are going to be able to get the same thing out of Alien than they would as adults, but that doesn't make it bad for them to watch. Besides, one adult is going to have a different watching experience than another too, based on their experiences and phobias and level of cinema training, and whatever else. That's just part of being individual people, with individual experiences, yo. :D
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4910 on: October 27, 2016, 05:25:30 pm »

I mean fine alcohol, like connoisseur style. If you haven't had experience, you can't define how good it really is on the spectrum of quality.

Alien is the same way. Someone below like 14 is still at an age where terror = terror, and usually will not be given the kind of backhanded appreciation one gets from unpleasant but exhilarating experiences. They'll just be cranked up in fear the whole film, and a lot of horror movies can do that. I remember I had an experience like that with The Thing, which my father made me watch when I was 9 or 10 years old. The whole aspect of social paranoia and self-sacrifice was lost on me to horrifying noise and visuals.
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4911 on: October 27, 2016, 07:20:03 pm »

Not just the taste, though.  Getting a pleasant buzz without going crazy is a lot easier as an adult.

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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4912 on: October 27, 2016, 07:26:34 pm »

INB4 someone makes a witty comment about Ionizing Radiation. :y
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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4913 on: October 27, 2016, 08:12:03 pm »

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« Reply #4914 on: October 28, 2016, 12:43:57 am »

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« Reply #4915 on: October 28, 2016, 12:52:32 am »

It's so truuuuuuue.

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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4916 on: October 29, 2016, 07:57:30 pm »

I got that one donkey who impersonated Aslan.
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« Reply #4917 on: October 30, 2016, 08:05:59 am »

Always gives me Aslan for some reason

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Re: Shit, let's be film critics.
« Reply #4919 on: October 31, 2016, 12:10:42 am »

Die Hard is totally a Christmas movie. A jolly man crawls through confined spaces delivering presents to good boys and girls, what more do you want?

Except he's kinda pissy.
And he moves through vents instead of chimneys.
And the presents are bullets.
And the boys and girls aren't good.

But other than that it's practically The Night Before Christmas.
There are people who dare say it ISN'T!?
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