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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Dutchling

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3375 on: August 05, 2014, 04:58:20 pm »

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Progressivism   92.5
Socialism   62.5
Tenderness   46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic egalitarian with many strong convictions.
Ultro progressive reporting in.

Answered it pretending to be an American, which only really affected my military spending answer.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3376 on: August 05, 2014, 05:00:56 pm »

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Progressivism   65
Socialism   31.25
Tenderness   25

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a nihilist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have an indifferent and uncompassionate attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising radical centrist with many strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.
Ooh, look, I'm categorized as a terrible person.

Dutchling

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3377 on: August 05, 2014, 05:01:51 pm »

But Remuthra, you are a terrible person.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3378 on: August 05, 2014, 05:05:18 pm »

I miss "libertairian socialist", or if you must, "Chomskyist" amongst the options to choose from.

Solid liberal on that test.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2014, 05:12:18 pm by martinuzz »
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3379 on: August 05, 2014, 05:07:33 pm »

But Remuthra, you are a terrible person.
I do not deny that :P.

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3380 on: August 05, 2014, 05:08:11 pm »

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3381 on: August 05, 2014, 05:14:06 pm »

Quote from: Political Values

Progressivism   75
Socialism   87.5
Tenderness   40.625

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate principled egalitarian with few strong convictions.

Eh on the first paragraph, but I like to think that the last two are accurate.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3382 on: August 05, 2014, 05:17:16 pm »

Make way for Marx himself.

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Political Values

Progressivism   95
Socialism   100
Tenderness   59.375

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate realistic egalitarian with an established worldview.

Not really surprised at all about that, except for how tender I am. However, the paragraphs describe me pretty well, except for the fact that I'm a Socialist, not a Communist. Also, I actually aim to become a university professor. You got me, online quiz.

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3383 on: August 05, 2014, 05:18:32 pm »

The fuck is a sensible radical hereditarian?
Wikipedia entry.
Nice. Now what about being radically sensible, or sensibly radical?

Socialism   100
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3384 on: August 05, 2014, 05:25:16 pm »

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Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible principled egalitarian with an established worldview.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Hm. The Journalist part quite surprised me, but otherwise it makes sense.

Honestly I was expecting tenderness to be... well, I don't really know. I couldn't parse which questions were asking about tenderness so I don't know what "tenderness" means.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3385 on: August 05, 2014, 05:28:28 pm »

It's measuring whether you are a bleeding heart tree hugger or callously uncaring as to the feelings of degenerate wretches.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3386 on: August 05, 2014, 05:33:12 pm »

Socialism   100
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GLLOYD SHALL LEAD THE PROLETARIAT
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3387 on: August 05, 2014, 05:35:13 pm »

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Some of these things are a little off, but I approve.
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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3388 on: August 05, 2014, 05:35:32 pm »

Tenderness is loosely correlated with "morality". High tenderness means you want to help the poor, and low tenderness means you want to sterilize the disabled.

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Re: Shit, let's be American Political Typology
« Reply #3389 on: August 05, 2014, 05:37:06 pm »

Tenderness is loosely correlated with "morality". High tenderness means you want to help the poor, and low tenderness means you want to sterilize the disabled.
What's with judging people for doing fun stuff Dx
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