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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Oh hey I never noticed this thread. Posting to watch.
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I don't think I've seen this one pop up yet: Ayurvedic Body-Type Quiz!
(Brought to us by Deepak Chopra. Yay?)

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Your scores are Vata: 4 Pitta: 2 Kapha: 4
Based on your results, you are a KAPHA-VATA:

Kapha is the principle of protection, nourishment, and stability. It is associated with the earth element. People with a predominance of Kapha in their nature tend to have a heavier frame, think, and move more leisurely, and are stable. When balanced, it creates calmness, sweetness, and loyalty. When excessive, Kapha can cause weight gain, congestion, and resistance to healthy change.

Vata is the principle of movement and change. It can be identified as the Wind element. People with a predominance of Vata in their nature tend to be thin, light, and quick in our thoughts and actions. Change is a constant part of life. When Vata is balanced, they are creative, enthusiastic, and lively. But if Vata becomes excessive, they may develop anxiety, insomnia, dry skin, or irregular digestion.

Welp... the shoe fits, Mr. Chopra.
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As a person used a language with Sanskrit root, reading these parsed words make me want to cry.

Your scores are Vata: 4 Pitta: 1 Kapha: 5
Based on your results, you are a KAPHA-VATA:
 
Kapha is the principle of protection, nourishment, and stability. It is associated with the earth element. People with a predominance of Kapha in their nature tend to have a heavier frame, think, and move more leisurely, and are stable. When balanced, it creates calmness, sweetness, and loyalty. When excessive, Kapha can cause weight gain, congestion, and resistance to healthy change.

Vata is the principle of movement and change. It can be identified as the Wind element. People with a predominance of Vata in their nature tend to be thin, light, and quick in our thoughts and actions. Change is a constant part of life. When Vata is balanced, they are creative, enthusiastic, and lively. But if Vata becomes excessive, they may develop anxiety, insomnia, dry skin, or irregular digestion.
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Your scores are Vata: 3 Pitta: 4 Kapha: 3
Based on your results, you are a TRI-DOSHIC:
 
Vata is the principle of movement and change. It can be identified as the Wind element. People with a predominance of Vata in their nature tend to be thin, light, and quick in our thoughts and actions. Change is a constant part of life. When Vata is balanced, they are creative, enthusiastic, and lively. But if Vata becomes excessive, they may develop anxiety, insomnia, dry skin, or irregular digestion.

Pitta is the principle of transformation represented in our digestion of ideas, sensory experiences, emotions, and food. It is associated with the Fire element. People with a predominance of Pitta in their nature tend to be muscular, smart, and determined. If balanced, a Pitta is warm, intelligent, and a good leader. If out of balance, Pitta can make us critical, irritable, and aggressive.

Kapha is the principle of protection, nourishment, and stability. It is associated with the earth element. People with a predominance of Kapha in their nature tend to have a heavier frame, think, and move more leisurely, and are stable. When balanced, it creates calmness, sweetness, and loyalty. When excessive, Kapha can cause weight gain, congestion, and resistance to healthy change.

Yup.  In the middle again.
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Your scores are Vata: 1 Pitta: 5 Kapha: 4
Based on your results, you are a PITTA-KAPHA:
 
Pitta is the principle of transformation represented in our digestion of ideas, sensory experiences, emotions, and food. It is associated with the Fire element. People with a predominance of Pitta in their nature tend to be muscular, smart, and determined. If balanced, a Pitta is warm, intelligent, and a good leader. If out of balance, Pitta can make us critical, irritable, and aggressive.
 
Pitta Characteristics
Mind: Sharp, intellectual, direct, precise, discerning
Body: Medium build, warm, muscular
Skin: Sensitive, flush, acne-prone
Hair: Tendency towards early graying or thinning
Appetite: Strong, can eat just about anything, anytime
Routine: Very precise and organized
Temperament: Passionate, driven, courageous, strong sex drive, good leader
Conversation Style: Speaks to convey a point
Shopping Style: Spends on luxury items
Stress Response: Irritable, tendency to blame others.
 
Kapha is the principle of protection, nourishment, and stability. It is associated with the earth element. People with a predominance of Kapha in their nature tend to have a heavier frame, think, and move more leisurely, and are stable. When balanced, it creates calmness, sweetness, and loyalty. When excessive, Kapha can cause weight gain, congestion, and resistance to healthy change.
 
Kapha Characteristics
Mind: Detail orientated, steady, consistent
Body: Sturdy, gains weight easily, has trouble losing it 
Skin: Smooth & oily
Hair: Thick, oily 
Appetite: Loves to eat but has a slow digestion
Routine: Methodical and sturdy, resistant to change
Temperament: Thoughtful, forgiving, sweet, patient, loving, content, slow moving
Conversation Style: Simple and profound
Shopping Style: Saves
Stress Response: I don’t want to deal with it! Withdrawn
Generally this is it.
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Anyway, as an idea for a next test. How do you belief. Sadly, I can't seem to find the english version. So well, dutch it'll be.

Also, it's a shortened version, but well, I can't find the original one. Atheists and the like can still take the quiz, just negate some questions.

Google translate does a decent job, but here's a corrected version. Dutch left, english right.



The result you get is a graph. Take the first one you see, that one's yours.
It also spits out 4 values.

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External Critique : 2
Relativism : 5
Second Naiveté : 6
Orthodoxy : 2

External critique = Literal unbeliever
Orthodoxy= Literal believer
Relativism= Symbolical unbeliever
Second Naiveté= Symbolical believer
« Last Edit: May 20, 2013, 04:43:25 am by 10ebbor10 »
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57 people born between 2010 and 2019 took the quiz. Seems legit.

I have:
External Critique: 3
Relativism: 4
Second Naivete: 3
Orthodoxy: 1
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1927 on: May 20, 2013, 05:55:48 am »

How am I meant to answer question 3?

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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1928 on: May 20, 2013, 05:57:31 am »

I don't see how you think an atheist could do that quiz. I would have to throw out almost all the questions, which kind of renders it moot.
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1929 on: May 20, 2013, 06:05:07 am »

Ok, I'm not sure if it matters, but if anybody official looking asks, I come from the Flemish Brabant region.
Also, I didn't exactly 100% understand all of those questions, or most of them for that matter, so I kind of guessed a few. I'm sure it didn't affect my results as much as the region did though!

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External Critique: 5
Relativism: 4
Second Naivete: 4
Orthodoxy: 2

Just for reference, my actual views on the bible are
1. The bible shouldn't be taken literally. Don't be silly.
2. Despite this, there are still moral lessons to be taken from the bible.
3. Despite this, not all lessons from the bible are moral. Taking the entire thing, without discrimination, as a moral guideline is a bad idea and will lead to self contradiction.

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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1930 on: May 20, 2013, 07:01:01 am »

I don't see how you think an atheist could do that quiz. I would have to throw out almost all the questions, which kind of renders it moot.
The thing has a believer vs unbeliever scale, so well yeah.

Also, Belgian Christians, not dutch.
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1931 on: May 20, 2013, 12:53:47 pm »

Just for reference, my actual views on the bible are
1. The bible shouldn't be taken literally. Don't be silly.
2. Despite this, there are still moral lessons to be taken from the bible.
3. Despite this, not all lessons from the bible are moral. Taking the entire thing, without discrimination, as a moral guideline is a bad idea and will lead to self contradiction.


As for number three, what's that verse again?

"If a man rapes a woman, he should be forced to pay her father fifty shekels of silver, and be made to wed her for the rest of his life." -Deuteronomy I think.

Reading the Bible and taking it as a flat 'Do this' is a horrible idea and will make you a horrible person. >.> Reading it to try and find lessons of morality will make you a wonderful person, so long as you apply them correctly. If you find yourself doing this:

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Thinking that you're being moral, you need to eat shit and die in a fire slowly. As far as I can understand it, the New Testament preaches tolerance and love, not bigotry and hatred... Right?

Also, I can't do that quiz because I'm too Cynic Atheist for it. >.>
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1932 on: May 20, 2013, 05:21:04 pm »

Bit late to the party, figure I'll post it anyway.
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So many funky words, who invents this stuff.

And while dutch, definatly not a christian.
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1933 on: May 20, 2013, 05:36:53 pm »

Did the Dutch one.
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I have a triangle rather than a quadrilateral. Yay!
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Re: Shit, apparently we're Dutch Christians now.
« Reply #1934 on: May 20, 2013, 06:05:20 pm »

I was scratching my head throughout the entire Christianity exam. Most of the questions are too vague, confusing, or ask two questions at once. It doesn't help that Google Translate is involved.

Also, the results aren't well explained.
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