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[Cthulhu]

Party at the Iron City.  I'll be picking up some fine-ass debbies on Floor 2, we'll listen to music and discuss how god isn't real/god is real but fuck'im.

As for Malebolge, Mohammad is there and he's a real drag.

[Aqizzar]

What kind of dresscode you guys got?  'Cause, uh, I know a bunch of people who'd kill for a good party, really just give'm a reason, but the height of fashion is mud and more mud.  But if you want a kickass mosh pit, man can they provide.

[Max White]

You know a thread is ancient when you can just quote yourself instead of having to make replies.

The hell guys? Is Dis having a party and nobody told me? What are you all doing hanging out in that musky old city when we have an all night disco down here in the amphitheatre.

[Pnx]

Purgatory    Repending Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Moderate
Level 2    Lustful    Moderate
Level 3    Gluttonous    Low
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Extreme
Level 7    Violent    High
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Moderate

Looks like I'm gonna be spending a lot of time chilling with the heretics in the City of Dis... What's going on there?

Party at the Iron City.  I'll be picking up some fine-ass debbies on Floor 2, we'll listen to music and discuss how god isn't real/god is real but fuck'im.

As for Malebolge, Mohammad is there and he's a real drag.

What kind of dresscode you guys got?  'Cause, uh, I know a bunch of people who'd kill for a good party, really just give'm a reason, but the height of fashion is mud and more mud.  But if you want a kickass mosh pit, man can they provide.

Heavy metal, mosh pits... debbies. Man I know there's a lot of people that love that stuff, but all of this sounds a lot closer to my idea of- ... oh right, that would make sense.

[Xantalos]

I did that one a while ago, I don't feel like redoing it.  I was Dis, as usual.  I think it's designed so pretty much anyone who actively disbelieves and doesn't pussyfoot around it will end up in Dis.

Exactly. Which is why I will be chillinz in Heavens wit mah bitchez whll y'all be groanin an moanin.

Damn, believers are getting all the booty! My 40 virgins plan is over too. We should all start a Church of Unbelievers or something. If we can find a loophole, we can qualify as believers.

That's how I've avoided being there. Because Christianity is the biggest religion on earth, agonistic souks and stuff like that just get forwarded to the Dante afterlife. Counts for me too, because despite being an eldritch abomination, I'm still stuck in a mortal body. The thing I've done is found a religion where I'm the god and get to decide what I want to do after this meat sack expires.

[werty892]

Guys, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. So sin away!

[Catsup]

Level    Who are sent there?    Score
Purgatory    Repending Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Low
Level 2    Lustful    High
Level 3    Gluttonous    Moderate
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    High
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    High
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Very High

@ OP
Introvert(78%)  Sensing(12%)  Thinking(12%)  Perceiving(33)%

    You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (78%)
    You have slight preference of Sensing over Intuition (12%)
    You have slight preference of Thinking over Feeling (12%)
    You have moderate preference of Perceiving over Judging (33%)

so apparently im banished to the 6th level. Fair enough, i dont believe in god or the afterlife. When you die you cease to exist, you never know you existed or that you died. Its like a dreamless sleep.

[mcclay]

Awww fuck your party, I'll be punching some redneck fucktard for all eternity. Servers that "GOD HAERTS FERGS!" asshat right!

[Vector]

The problem is I do believe in an afterlife.  It's called "the impacts of your actions continuing to exist."  It's just that you don't get to be conscious for that.

(I said I didn't believe, though, because I don't think it counts by Christian standards)

[Tarran]

Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Very High

so apparently im banished to the 6th level. Fair enough, i dont believe in god or the afterlife. When you die you cease to exist, you never know you existed or that you died. Its like a dreamless sleep.

Ooh, you almost got punishment by Satan himself. Dodged a bullet there.

[Catsup]

The problem is I do believe in an afterlife.  It's called "the impacts of your actions continuing to exist."  It's just that you don't get to be conscious for that.

(I said I didn't believe, though, because I don't think it counts by Christian standards)

nothing matters anymore after you die... its a little difficult to think about since your obviously still alive, but its the truth.

[Vector]

. . . I disagree, but arguing over it is probably not worth it.

[Solifuge]

The problem is I do believe in an afterlife.  It's called "the impacts of your actions continuing to exist."  It's just that you don't get to be conscious for that.

nothing matters anymore after you die... its a little difficult to think about since your obviously still alive, but its the truth.

. . . I disagree, but arguing over it is probably not worth it.

Don't think it has to constitute an argument; might just be a miscommunication. Things may not matter for ourselves after we die, but that doesn't mean they won't keep mattering to everyone and everything else we shared the universe. Too much focus on "leaving everything behind after death," whether it's through an ascension to another spiritual plane or consciousness receding into endless nothingness, isn't conducive to Big-Picture Good.
 
To me, morality consists of trying to leave each situation better than it was when you found it. This goes for the people you meet in your daily travels, and for the world we inhabit during the course of our lifetimes.

[Zrk2]

We're trying to figure out which circle of hell we get to go to now? Oh man, I bet I get one of the really shitty ones.

[misko27]

Comeon, we got an AMPHITHEATRE. And people who walk on the right side of the road. Yeah, Fuck British people.

As accurate today as it was back then...

Ha!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7 - Moderate
Level 8 - Very High
Level 9 - Moderate

High-five! We be chilling with our lead-cloaks. Watching shit go down. I can only hope there will be demon fights.


It occurs to me if I play my cards right, I might be the only member of Bay12 to end up in purgatory. Don't worry, I'll put a good word in with the Big Man for you guys.