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Mandango

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CSI Dwarf Fortress
« on: February 18, 2011, 05:20:31 am »
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I would love to hear any other ones you can come up with.  I'll be making more and if I like one you say then I'll make that too.  Also if anyone would like the template to do it themselves then I'd be more than willing to post that.
Basically this is a thread for all Dwarf Fortress related CSI jokes.
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Quote from: Xen0n on September 08, 2011, 12:58:20 pm
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 08, 2011, 12:31:54 pm
Don't forget to check that a live puppy not falling to his doom will also set off such a plate of course.
I'm not sure if I follow the logic here.  So... how do we kill the puppies?

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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 05:56:14 am »
Your punchline has nothing to do with the setup or being a dwarf.

I'll give you a better one:  "Looks like someone's looking to get arrested for basalt."
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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 09:06:11 am »
Actually Capntastic if you enhance the comic you will see that Mandango CLEARLY made that Pun.
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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 11:17:47 am »
All I see is Urist McCaruso taking off his shades to reveal more shades.

That said, don't take puns for granite. It's too slate to fix that one, but you can mica better one next time.

Anyway here's one I just thought of:

Urist McHauler: Urist McCaruso! The mayor mandated the creation of 50 toy boats last year, and a craftsdwarf just got beaten to death!

Urist McCaruso: Well, you know...

Urist McCaruso: Whatever floats his boat.

The Who: YEEAAAAAAAH
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This guy needs to write a biography about Columbus. I would totally buy it.
I can see it now.

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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 03:55:02 pm »
Quote from: Argembarger on February 18, 2011, 11:17:47 am
That said, don't take puns for granite. It's too slate to fix that one, but you can mica better one next time.
You sir have just won the thread. And an internets. Whatever they are.

I hereby give you the title of "Pun master". It is your job to police the puns of this forum!

Also, he's putting glasses OVER his glasses...
And, I hope these comics do continue, I sense potential.
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Quote from: Double A on February 02, 2011, 08:23:47 pm
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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 04:03:40 pm »
Dwarf is arrested after destroying the year's entire trading supply in a tantrum.

Did you

*sunglasses*

Take his mugshot?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 05:45:53 pm »
"Sir, our Legendary Musician just got murdered! This piece of marble was found next to the crime scene!"

"Guys, get ready. It's time... To Rock."
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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 05:58:21 pm »
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Mandango

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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 06:47:43 pm »
A little late to respond, but here's your suggestions posted.

Quote from: Capntastic on February 18, 2011, 05:56:14 am
"Looks like someone's looking to get arrested for basalt."
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Quote from: Argembarger on February 18, 2011, 11:17:47 am
Urist McHauler: Urist McCaruso! The mayor mandated the creation of 50 toy boats last year, and a craftsdwarf just got beaten to death!

Urist McCaruso: Well, you know...

Urist McCaruso: Whatever floats his boat.

The Who: YEEAAAAAAAH
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Quote from: Xen0n on September 08, 2011, 12:58:20 pm
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 08, 2011, 12:31:54 pm
Don't forget to check that a live puppy not falling to his doom will also set off such a plate of course.
I'm not sure if I follow the logic here.  So... how do we kill the puppies?

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Re: CSI Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 07:00:48 pm »
Urist McHauler: Urist McCaruso! The king has been burned to death!

Urist McCaruso: Well, you know...

Urist McCaruso: Looks like someone had to let off a little steam.

The Who: YEEAAAAAAAH
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