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JujuBubu

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Awesome Shield
« on: February 17, 2011, 08:54:49 am »

I just have to post my awesome steel shield of awesomeness here.

After my first armorer in her strange mood insisted on making a lead gauntlet,
my second moody armorer made my this

Sidmozib Imkethtolis - Charredswallow the Just Top, a steel shield

This is a steel shield All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality
This object menaces with spikes of sunstone and prase opal.
On the item is an image of Kubuk Grippeddanger the deity of war and fortresses depicted as a female dwarf in steel
Kubuk Grippeddanger is working

its worth 147600 dwarfbucks

Now I am waiting for the next goblin horde to arrive, so my commander can baptise it in goblin blood.
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MarcAFK

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 10:49:29 am »

Make sure she has no weapon and just bashes their heads in with it.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

NotPete

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 12:40:56 pm »

Kubuk  is "working". Interesting metaphor for goblin slaughter.
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Mantonio

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 12:42:08 pm »

Make sure she has no weapon and just bashes their heads in with it.

This.

JujuBubu, it is your duty to make the wielder of this shield the Dwarven equivalent of Captain America.
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Who's the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown?
Who slayed an evil ocean?
Who cast the Lich King down?
BILLY!

Lagslayer

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 01:42:54 pm »

Is it possible to mod shields to return to the thrower?

JujuBubu

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 06:08:27 am »

But he is so happy with his masterwork steelsword, he allready named it.
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The Scout

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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 06:10:00 am »

It can go to hell. If he won't drop it, he can too.
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Re: Awesome Shield
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 11:25:13 am »

Make sure she has no weapon and just bashes their heads in with it.

This.

JujuBubu, it is your duty to make the wielder of this shield the Dwarven equivalent of Captain America.

When Captain Cerol throws her mighty shield

All those who choose to oppose oh god it just cut off her own arm
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And when you build your fortress walls from the bones of skeletal elephants, slain my weapons forged from melted goblin plunder, fed on cattle that graze on grass that blinks.  Then, you will know dwarfdom.