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[dwarfguy2]

"I LIKE CAKE!"

[Darvi]

"Blasphemy!"

*touches the kid*

GAME OVER

PRESS "R" TO RETRY

[rty275]

"Cake-cannon activate!"
*Cake hits dwarfguy2. It is delicious and neurotoxin-free*

[Darvi]

"Poor corpse can't eat it though"

[dwarfguy2]

"Blasphemy!"

*touches the kid*

GAME OVER

PRESS "R" TO RETRY

"THAT'S IT!" *Fires the very small gun at Darvi after respawning.*

[Darvi]

"Blurgh!"

*falls over, then after a few seconds stands up again*

"Ya know what, ya need a bigger gun. Ever heard of the spur, kid?"

[rty275]

"Cake-Cannon! Fire at Darvi!"
*This cake is delicious. It may or may not have neurotoxin.*

[dwarfguy2]

"And now to eat my cake."

*The kid eats his cake.*

[Darvi]

"Nice shot, but....*puts on Rai's sunglasses* I'm still alive"

YEAAAAAAAAH!

*throws a cookieken at GLaDOS*

[dwarfguy2]

"Oh great. YOU again."

*The kid breaks out the very LARGE gun.*

"EAT LEAD YOU BASTARD!"

[rty275]

"I came up with a substitute for neurotoxin as the special ingredient! Sadly, nitroglycerine is only slightly less dangerous then neurotoxin when ingested. Just try not to get hit hard and it shouldn't explode. The only problem is that it explodes when shot out of the cannon. In other news, EXPLODING CAKE CANNON FIRE ON DARVI!"

[Darvi]

*Pie to GLaDOS' ...face? Does it have a face? An interface maybe*

*....no boomies*

"You disappoint" :<

[dwarfguy2]

"Oh well, it was still tasty. And I can always come back from thee dead."

[rty275]

"Fine then. Portal Gun Turret! Put Darvi in an infinite loop!"

[dwarfguy2]

"YAY! TARGET PRACTICE!"