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Gatleos

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2011, 01:02:51 am »
I read MINDS.

Or I just know that line from The Princess Bride...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 01:14:18 am »
The latter.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2011, 05:50:31 am »
Grab her by the neck with my left hand, snatch the flower, putting it in my backpack. Put away my weapons, and punch all her teeth out, kick her in the gut until she becomes sick and starts vomiting, hit her in the head with a rock, and if its Genesis, do something unspeakable with a knife.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2011, 07:33:40 am »
Use a new limb to- NO! NO! IT'S TOO SOON! *whimper*

Give her a pat on the head, hand her my spare axe and take her on a wonderful journey to the other elf civilization. Repeat until "She just doesn't care anymore. "
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2011, 07:49:40 am »
uhm...

take the flower?

yay for pacifism.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2011, 08:24:31 am »
Quote from: NobodyPro on February 11, 2011, 07:33:40 am
Use a new limb to- NO! NO! IT'S TOO SOON! *whimper*
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do what meatgod did?
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 08:38:50 am »
Repeat Obok Meatgod's horrid, horrid act.

But then eat her corpse afterward.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2011, 09:04:25 am »
Wander off and gut some dwarves.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 am »
Knock her out, cut off one, and just one, of her ears. Go kill her town useing said ear as a weapon, leave her alive and wander off to kill human towns with people's legs.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2011, 10:14:56 am »
Go into the raws and edit some files so I can
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2011, 11:37:58 am »
Slice her throat.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2011, 11:38:36 am »
I was hopeing you where going to edit the raws so you could kill her with her gallbladder or something.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2011, 01:28:16 pm »
i run, because i have learned from the talls of old.
Of how childen have killed the the most power full dwarfs, in one blow.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2011, 02:09:50 pm »
If she can't be used as a throwing weapon, I am not sure of what use is the elven child.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2011, 03:37:10 pm »
1. Wait until next version comes out.
2. Trap her using wooden fences.
3. Give in to starvation.
4. Mod elves into a race of milkable livestock.
5. Strike the earth!
6. Sustain my new fort on delicious elf milk roasts.
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