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[xeivous]

Your mighty (or not) adventurer is standing in a field when (s)he spots an elf child skipping towards him/her. Her hair is in pigtails, and she is wearing a fresh, white dress. She stops in front of you and holds out a flower to you.

What do you do?

[Neyvn]

Say :: "Funny, normally your spos to be running the other way..."

[Aramco]

Knock her unconscious, slash her teeth out, cut off her ears, nose, and fingers/toes, then leave.

[Deviled]

Punt her away.

[Gatleos]

Give her a big hug, make her your apprentice. Only the most badass elf on the planet would have the elf balls to approach the average blood-and-vomit-stained adventurer.

[Ultimuh]

Give her a big hug, make her your apprentice. Only the most badass elf on the planet would have the elf balls to approach the average blood-and-vomit-stained adventurer.

This reminds me of something.. ring any bells? eh? EEH?

[Aramco]

Give her a big hug, make her your apprentice. Only the most badass elf on the planet would have the elf balls to approach the average blood-and-vomit-stained adventurer.

This reminds me of something.. ring any bells? eh? EEH?

I am leaving this thread before it comes to that.

[Ultimuh]

Don't you get it? bells.. in the hair.. a certain manga/anime.. ring any bells now? 

[Gatleos]

Don't you get it? bells.. in the hair.. a certain manga/anime.. ring any bells now? 

Nope. You'd better not be ringing any of those bells...

[Wolf Tengu]

Bah. I wanted to be the different one, showing kindness through hugs.

I remove her hair as nonviolently as possible, as pigtails are 'orrible. And I find out who her family is so I can spare them. Well, spare them direct death, there's no telling what fire does.

What? Removing the hair would be degrading. If I can't be 100% nice, I have to be as evil as possible. Except i'm no good at that either.

[Terrahex]

Give her a big hug, make her your apprentice. Only the most badass elf on the planet would have the elf balls to approach the average blood-and-vomit-stained adventurer.

seconded

[Qinetix]

Elves seem to be more helpfull to me.

Recruit her and take her to an criminal outpost >:3 , they still need to pay there dues ! Im not going to kill them because they just stole from my stockpile , ITS WAAAAR , but im not a siege amateur

[xeivous]

First, I strangle her unconscious, prone targets are easier to work with.

I will cut off her thumbs, so she will never work again in any form of craft.

Then I will mangle her legs, so she will forever crawl.

I share ruin her face next, pulling teeth, gouging eyes and otherwise making it as scarred and useless as possible.

I shall sever her breasts next, so she will forever be unattractive, and then destroy her womb, so she will never bear children. Care will be taken not to slay her.

I will leave her ears alone. So she may forever hear the taunting of any who pass by her on the path. Perhaps she'll be eaten by wolves or something...

[Gatleos]

First, I strangle her unconscious, prone targets are easier to work with.

I will cut off her thumbs, so she will never work again in any form of craft.

Then I will mangle her legs, so she will forever crawl.

I share ruin her face next, pulling teeth, gouging eyes and otherwise making it as scarred and useless as possible.

I shall sever her breasts next, so she will forever be unattractive, and then destroy her womb, so she will never bear children. Care will be taken not to slay her.

I will leave her ears alone. So she may forever hear the taunting of any who pass by her on the path. Perhaps she'll be eaten by wolves or something...

Alright, have fun. But be sure to recite this while you do it:

"'To the pain' means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose... The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right... Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish; every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means; it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever."

[xeivous]

First, I strangle her unconscious, prone targets are easier to work with.

I will cut off her thumbs, so she will never work again in any form of craft.

Then I will mangle her legs, so she will forever crawl.

I share ruin her face next, pulling teeth, gouging eyes and otherwise making it as scarred and useless as possible.

I shall sever her breasts next, so she will forever be unattractive, and then destroy her womb, so she will never bear children. Care will be taken not to slay her.

I will leave her ears alone. So she may forever hear the taunting of any who pass by her on the path. Perhaps she'll be eaten by wolves or something...

Alright, have fun. But be sure to recite this while you do it:

"'To the pain' means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose... The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right... Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish; every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means; it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever."

That is exactly what I was thinking of when I was posting...