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Stone Wera

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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #120 on: February 28, 2011, 10:18:27 pm »

I HAVE RETURNED.

And so should The Jungle Doctor. :(
Agreed.

I third this motion. Someone fetch the thread defibrilator.
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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #121 on: March 01, 2011, 09:04:54 am »

this thread needs some morphine in the poststream  :P
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« Reply #122 on: March 01, 2011, 11:00:16 am »

this thread needs some morphine in the poststream  :P
((The proceedure was a success.
I love you guys. :' ) I'm going to finish something I started for once.))


Go and do your job.
You don't want to. It sounds boring and stupid. You cover you head with your pillow- oh god dammit you slept with your Blood Bank under your pillow. It's impossibly large needle poked your nose.
Well, at least you're awake now. Might as well see whose at your door.
Of course it's the Bear lady. You yawn. Hello Glenda.
Glenda says that there was a change of plans. There was reports of people showing signs of malaria out there and he needed a physician today instead of a surgeon, and that instead you'd be doing rounds here today. Glad that you don't have to travel again, you lazily creep back into bed. Glenda bodily drags you out again with one of her big bear arms.
She also tells you that it's time for you to do your rounds and a bunch of other crap that needs doing and hands you a clipboard with all of the patients that need attention.

You take a look at the list
1: Pablo Azores, MILD pain in lower back
2: Paulita Degaul, Infected wound
3: Guillermo Santiago, Abdominal pain, Vomiting
There are more, but you decide you should get to work on these.

ITEMS:
Tranquilizer gun (Single-use) x1
Blood Bank

What do you do?

((Now enough of that, I need to get to school!))
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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #123 on: March 01, 2011, 11:06:29 am »

Passionately use our tounge to talk our way into finding where the various medical equipment is!
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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #124 on: March 01, 2011, 11:51:25 am »

The remedies to mild pain in the lower back is obviously amputation of the lower body and legs. Proceed to do so with your Blood Bank.
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« Reply #125 on: March 01, 2011, 11:53:49 am »

The remedies to mild pain in the lower back is obviously amputation of the lower body and legs. Proceed to do so with your Blood Bank.

This. Passionately, with our tongue, of course.
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Ochita

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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #126 on: March 01, 2011, 11:54:40 am »

Cut off our own tongue. Do it.
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« Reply #127 on: March 01, 2011, 12:10:52 pm »

Cut off our own tongue. Do it.
That post never happened.

Pour alcohol on Paulita Degaul, hopefully on the wound but by the time we start pouring we should be as drunk as humanly possible.
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« Reply #128 on: March 01, 2011, 12:28:52 pm »

Cut off our own tongue. Do it.
You mean this post or... Thiiiiiiiiis post?
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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #129 on: March 01, 2011, 12:53:53 pm »

Interrogate Interview Guillermo because his name means William. What an awesome name.
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« Reply #130 on: March 01, 2011, 01:37:48 pm »

Cut off our own tongue. Do it.
You mean this post or... Thiiiiiiiiis post?
Booooooooth posts.... Meanie.
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Ochita

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« Reply #131 on: March 01, 2011, 01:38:57 pm »

Well then. I guess sooooooome people don't like the passionate tongue thing then.
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Re: The Jungle Doctor
« Reply #132 on: March 01, 2011, 01:56:16 pm »

Guillermo Santiago, because he is vomiting, and vomit is cool.
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« Reply #133 on: March 01, 2011, 03:03:52 pm »

Well then. I guess sooooooome people don't like the passionate tongue thing then.
Doooooooooooon't be silly, I can't think of anyone who would suggest that, can you?


(Can we stop the repated o's and stuff now? They do get a bit silly after a while.)
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« Reply #134 on: March 01, 2011, 03:10:02 pm »

Well then. I guess sooooooome people don't like the passionate tongue thing then.
Doooooooooooon't be silly, I can't think of anyone who would suggest that, can you?


(Can we stop the repated o's and stuff now? They do get a bit silly after a while.)
NOOOOOOO THHHHEEEEEYYYY DDDDOOOONNNNTTTT!!!!!! :P
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