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[Heliman]

(The Create-Your-Own-Story I made flopped bigtime, so I decided that I'd try a suggestion game instead. I have no idea where this will go, but I hope you all will like it!)




You are Dr. Locke, a member of the peace core. You have recently been stationed in the Mayan Rainforest, Mexico, to help the sick and wounded of this third world society. You are REALLY here because there are people back in the states who want to KILL YOU, due to the OSTANTATIOUS amounts of ALLEGED MEDICAL MALPRACTICE you have been accused of. In comparison to the doctors in America, you are a REALLY BAD DOCTOR. In comparison to the medicine men of the dinky villages out and about Mexico, you are a PRETTY GOOD DOCTOR.

You are on a tiny airport in the large village of Tueen, on the edge of the Rainforest. you have been assigned to the village of Put-Put. There is a man by a pretty shitty jeep who is waving at you.

What do you do?

[TolyK]

Come to the man, scapel in hand in pocket.

[Heliman]

Come to the man, scapel in hand in pocket.

You wish you had a scapel. Come to think of it, you wish you had ANY of your old stuff. You had to leave the country pretty fast. Instead, you hold onto the needle of penicillin in your pocket. You are allergic to bee stings and Mexicans who wave at you while standing by jeeps, AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS THING ON EITHER OF THEM.
You walk over to the man. He asks you something in Spanish. You don't know a word of Spanish, but you try to translate what his words into your language as best you can.
"Hello, Blah Blah Blah Dr. Locke Blah Blah Blah?"

ITEMS:
Penicillin x1

What do you do?

[NewsMuffin]

Reply "YES" very passionately.

[TolyK]

if he tries anything spike him with drug and steal jeep.

[Knave]

Add in a quick:

"Habla inglés?"

[DracoGriffin]

Add in a quick:

"Habla inglés?"

Followed by:

"Donde esta el baño? Mucho grande poopo!"

[TolyK]

Add in a quick:

"Habla inglés?"

Followed by:

"Donde esta el baño? Mucho grande poopo!"

Topped off with:
"Je ne parlais pas espagnol" 
(EDIT: CLOSE ENOUGH...)

[Heliman]

Add in a quick:
"Habla inglés?"

Followed by:
"Donde esta el baño? Mucho grande poopo!"

Topped off with:
"Je ne parlais pas espagnol" 
(EDIT: CLOSE ENOUGH...)

You are not sure what this means. Mostly because you CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS SPANISH GARBLE. You could really go for a crap right now, though.

Reply "YES" very passionately.

The man is taken aback by your passion, and your language. Apparently, he can speak less English than you can speak Spanish.
He still seems to understand. It's a good thing passion is a universal emotion, because boy are you good at it. How else could you have managed to dodge the COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LAWSUITS filed against you?
He offers for you to get in the jeep. With nowhere else to really go, you comply.
As he drives onto a dirt road, you notice him rubbing his neck constantly, you aren't sure what's wrong with him, but it looks like it must hurt.

ITEMS:
Penicillin x1

What do you do?

[Demonic Spoon]

Completely disregard that he is currently driving and distracting him might cause him to crash which would not be good for his or your health, and examine his neck, passionately.

[Knave]

Point to your neck and ask:

"Does your neck hurt?"

[Tylui]

passionately. And with your tongue. Of course.

[TolyK]

point to his neck and make a  - face. Then show pretend painful expression.

[quip]

point to his neck and make a  - face. Then show pretend painful expression.

Passionately!

[Darvi]

Passionately stab him in the neck with the penicillin.