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1 (5.9%)

Rawket Lawnchair

5 (29.4%)

Time paradox

4 (23.5%)

Sort of turn the world into a mosh pit

2 (11.8%)

Introduce magic or something?

2 (11.8%)

NUKULAR EXPLOSIN (AKA i was not in the RTD but i decided to poll)

3 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 17

[Taricus]

Find rusty and get whateverthehellitis off his face

[Ze Spy]

Next turn will be dedicated to Tarran's Berzerk
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F*CKF*CKF*CK GET IT OFF ME! Get it off my face!

You Attempt to get the thing off your face [2] but fail

Find rusty and get whateverthehellitis off his face

[5] you find the Vent in which Rusty went into, and catch up with Rusty, The thing that was on his head was a Small, Crab-like creature [6] you remove it without any problems

Wait for the Idiots to come out of the vent, and also Call in a Guardsmen(Cookie if ye get the ref) Reinforcement

[5]You wait for Rusty and Taric to come out of the vent, a Shell Lands infront of you and explodes [6] But you didn't recieve a Scratch, you pick up your radio and Request a Six-Squad Of Guardsmen [5] "Roger That, Our Cloning tech is limited but we can Clone Guardsmen with no problems, ETA next turn"

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Cloned Guardsmen are Basically idiots with a Bayonited Assault rifle and obeys every command that the Team gives them(Yes, including jumping off a Cliff) and will shoot at anyone hostile to the team

[Taricus]

Steal everything from the gunstore

Cloned guardsmen eh, redshirts ahoy!

[Siquo]

"*BREATHE* Thanks man... Let's get outta here!"

Follow Taricus, use scavenge to find a Nice vehicle (not too slow, but sturdy. Something SUV-like, unless I find an APC or a Tank). Make sure to have enough gasoline.

Cloned guardsmen sound a lot like potty-trained zombies...

[Ze Spy]

Steal a vehicle from the parking lot

Hey, can i have some of the Shit you are smoking?

There is no parking lot

[Taricus]

Steal a vehicle from the parking lot

Hey, can i have some of the Shit you are smoking?

There is no parking lot

Edited, and no you can't have what I'm smoking, I don't smoke

[Siquo]

... A mall without a parking lot?

What kind of dystopia are we living in?!

Also, I quit 3 days ago so can we stop talking about smoke?

[Tarran]

SCREW DISTANCE, AIM AND FIRE AT BASE ECHO!

[Ze Spy]

The Military gets pissed off, also, Tarran loses a leg

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Steal everything from the gunstore

You run over to the gunstore and Attempt to take everything you can [2] the only thing you could take was a Portable artillery and five shells before the weight becomes unbearable

On the good side, You can now Artillery Base Echo for that Artillery storm they sent at you

SCREW DISTANCE, AIM AND FIRE AT BASE ECHO!

"FUCK DISTANCE" [6] Goddamn perfect shot, the Bullet Went in a Arc and hit the guy who sent in the Artillery in the head

Appearentally, without that guy, their Artillery Shots become extremely Pot-shot-ish, [1] a Shell lands on you and explode, you lose one of your legs

Follow Taricus, use scavenge to find a Nice vehicle (not too slow, but sturdy. Something SUV-like, unless I find an APC or a Tank). Make sure to have enough gasoline.

Vehicle? What vehicle? [5] Atleast you managed to loot 5 tons of Gasoline from the Convinence store

WAIT WAIT WAIT! There is a Convinence store? (Convinence Store is now discovered)

Arrive in a Armed Transport

[6] a Armed amphibious Schwimmwagen(Look it up on Wikipedia) crashes through the Door and stops near the Team, the Guardsmen Jump from their Jeep [3] and one guardsman Lands on his face (Random guardsman stunned for 1 turn), the Guardsmen hand the SpecOp a Card, which says :

"The Cloned Guardsmen AKA We had no meatshields so we made this shit"

Status:

Spoiler: XXTarranXX (click to show/hide)

one legged, Broken Spine, can't move without assistance, Military sniper, Loaned Deagle, Bleeding out

Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)

Healthy, M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, Five tons of GAZOLEEN

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

Healthy, M4A1+Scope, three loaded glocks, Portable Artillery, Five PA shells

Spoiler: SpecOp (click to show/hide)

Healthy, M16A2+Infinite incind/norm clips

Spoiler: Guardsmen (click to show/hide)

5 Healthy, 1 Stunned

Spoiler: Fire support (click to show/hide)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Spoiler: Sentry Gun (click to show/hide)

I bet ten dollars that you didn't bother to click on this spoiler

[Taricus]

Request SdKfz 250 from fire Support

[Ze Spy]

[doublepost-6] Also, the Guardsmen's Assault Rifles Use heat as Ammunition, which means that it has unlimited ammunition, i suggest picking up their Assault rifles if they get killed

I don't know what to call their assault rifles, feel free to suggest names for it

[Taricus]

what do they shoot?

[Tarran]

Oh well, not like a leg was going to be of any use considering I couldn't even move it.

Request cloning of myself from a more intact state from Fire Support.

[Ze Spy]

The Guardsmen assault rifle Fires Heat in Heat packets

also, there is a Vehicle infront of the team already(No word on it becoming a Mosh Pit)

Request cloning of myself from a more intact state from Fire Support.

Hey, The Military can only Clone Guardsmen, they can't clone anything else other then guardsmen and their rifle(and their armor)

[Taricus]

Ah right, So X-12 RHP sounds good.