Alright, this is a quasi-special fight in honor of the combatant Dangur Mczown. In addition to the normal combat there will be a single tigershark dropped into the middle of the arena, due to unavailability there will not be a Frickin' laser beam on its head.
Dangur Mczown, master of the danger zone and headsman extraordinaire.
Vs.
Violence Jork, new kid with a scourge and a mean streak
Dangur seems to be amusing himself by drawing little pictures of flaming elves in the stone with his axe, the detail is really quite extraordinary. Jork appears to be attempting to whip some of the more pesty flies out of the air with his scourge, a problem since many of them live on him. The shark however merely thinks "Oh no, not again.".
The Human and the goblin briefly set aside their differences and beat the shark to death, Dangur shows his shear animalism by
biting the shark!! The shark tries to bite them but lacking water it has the agility of a moose on a marbles. After the shark has been dealt with Dangur and Jork begin killing each other, Jork becomes enraged and slices Dangur's leg open. Dangur seems unimpressed and cuts Jorks hand off.
Dangur is on a roll as he slices Jork's foot off and slams his axe repeatedly into Jorks right hand and arm, causing massive bleeding. Looking like more a puke green than his usual mold green Jork keels over, spilling blood all over he floor. In a strange coincidence the blood from jorks body fills in the little drawings of flames that Dangur made earlier... very strange.
Well done Dangur, even without a danger room you have slaughtered you foe. You've done your trainer proud, take your rewards and use them well.