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Author Topic: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?  (Read 45293 times)

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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #150 on: January 05, 2012, 12:44:06 pm »
The fluffy wambler strikes the obsidian tower in the midsection and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #151 on: January 05, 2012, 01:29:02 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 05, 2012, 11:37:27 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

I believe the next step of the Colossi-Wambler relations should be used thusly: A line of dwarves accelerates a wambler down the line (200 or so) throwing it to the dwarf in front until we have a wambler, moving at a fraction of light speed.

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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #152 on: January 05, 2012, 01:30:18 pm »
Quote from: Elf Lover on January 05, 2012, 01:29:02 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 05, 2012, 11:37:27 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

I believe the next step of the Colossi-Wambler relations should be used thusly: A line of dwarves accelerates a wambler down the line (200 or so) throwing it to the dwarf in front until we have a wambler, moving at a fraction of light speed.

Thanks to you, I've just spent the last half hour reading the articles about 'Spees Mehreens'.
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #153 on: January 05, 2012, 01:33:06 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 05, 2012, 01:30:18 pm
Quote from: Elf Lover on January 05, 2012, 01:29:02 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 05, 2012, 11:37:27 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

I believe the next step of the Colossi-Wambler relations should be used thusly: A line of dwarves accelerates a wambler down the line (200 or so) throwing it to the dwarf in front until we have a wambler, moving at a fraction of light speed.

Thanks to you, I've just spent the last half hour reading the articles about 'Spees Mehreens'.
Thank you.

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Quote from: Urist McGyver on February 03, 2012, 01:08:30 pm
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #154 on: January 05, 2012, 03:40:08 pm »
SPEHSS MAHREENS WE WILL TACTICAL SIMULTANEOUS DEEP STRIKE INTO THE DERAIL

Now back to the wambler hordes. Fluffy wambler rush anyone? KEKEKEKEKEKE
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #155 on: January 05, 2012, 08:27:11 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 05, 2012, 03:40:08 pm
SPEHSS MAHREENS WE WILL TACTICAL SIMULTANEOUS DEEP STRIKE INTO THE DERAIL

Now back to the wambler hordes. Fluffy wambler rush anyone? KEKEKEKEKEKE

I believe this lemming like behavior is called the "Wambler Wush"
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #156 on: January 05, 2012, 08:29:33 pm »
Not a lemming like behaviour. That implies that they kill themselves without consequence to any nearby colossi.

More like furry mini-nukes, infused with a fraction of the power of the Almighty Creator of DF.
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #157 on: January 05, 2012, 08:36:45 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on January 05, 2012, 08:29:33 pm
Not a lemming like behaviour. That implies that they kill themselves without consequence to any nearby colossi.

More like furry mini-nukes, infused with a fraction of the power of the Almighty Creator of DF.

It implies they will toss themselves off cliffs in rivers of adorable egg-infesting bloodlust, murderous gonads detaching, oozing spittle in anticipation of the disgorging of young and festing on the dead!
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #158 on: January 05, 2012, 08:38:38 pm »
But all that is not visible in DF. All you see are screaming dwarves, running in vain as furry monsters burst from their plump bellies and marksdwarves wasting their bolts trying to pierce the skin of the furry monstrosities.
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #159 on: January 05, 2012, 08:40:27 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on January 05, 2012, 08:38:38 pm
But all that is not visible in DF. All you see are screaming dwarves, running in vain as furry monsters burst from their plump bellies and marksdwarves wasting their bolts trying to pierce the skin of the furry monstrosities.

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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #160 on: January 05, 2012, 08:42:15 pm »
Humanity...
 
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #161 on: January 05, 2012, 10:09:19 pm »
Well, what do you expect?
A joke about a short, bearded Sith Lord?
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #162 on: January 06, 2012, 12:25:12 am »
But what draws Fluffy Wamblers into a Wambler rush to the detriment of nearby Colossi? Maybe they have some sort of bronze radar...
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #163 on: January 06, 2012, 01:22:53 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 06, 2012, 12:25:12 am
But what draws Fluffy Wamblers into a Wambler rush to the detriment of nearby Colossi? Maybe they have some sort of bronze radar...

They are antimagnetic. They are thus attracted to non-magnetic things. Therefore they are attracted to bronze, and shear it with their powerful anti-magnetic field (which causes the copper to vibrate spasmodically).

This is also why they don't float away unless nudged by a beard. The antimagnetism attracts them to the ground, canceling the effect of their extreme lightness, which would otherwise tear them from the earth and towards the magnetic ceiling of the world
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Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« Reply #164 on: January 07, 2012, 06:52:17 am »
Or, all creation would cease to exist.
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