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[vettkinn]

The poor thing did NOT live a happy life:

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Somehow, it models how bad things happen in real life.

[FrisianDude]

What's a creature consort? And how can you see all that. Busy life though, getting abducted all the time.

[Farseer]

Oh, dear.

How many abductions is that, exactly?

[TolyK]

What's a creature consort? And how can you see all that. Busy life though, getting abducted all the time.

creature consort is a night creature. procedurally generated.
Legends mode lets you see that.
 

Yeah, that's actually kinda sad.

[expwnent]

I find this amusing.

[Qinetix]

This remembers me of LCS , i think that gal was abducted by 6 times , -.0

[Bordellimies]

Nominated for 4 Oscars and a Golden Globe, this is a story of a dwarf who's life turned around because of the events of one day. His mortal enemies abducted and imprisoned him over and over again in his life, and their actions twisted the dwarf's mind into becoming same scum they are - thief.
In February 30th 2012, it airs in the movie theaters of USA - In mind-blowing 3D! You don't want to miss this!

This will happen

[vettkinn]

Nominated for 4 Oscars and a Golden Globe, this is a story of a dwarf who's life turned around because of the events of one day. His mortal enemies abducted and imprisoned him over and over again in his life, and their actions twisted the dwarf's mind into becoming same scum they are - thief.
In February 30th 2012, it airs in the movie theaters of USA - In mind-blowing 3D! You don't want to miss this!

This will happen

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[AngleWyrm]

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

In the surprise twist ending, it turns out that he was killed in prison, and the rest of the abductions and his subsequent "life" of a thief are just the bad dreams of a tormented ghost.

[Dzenaiya]

Nominated for 4 Oscars and a Golden Globe, this is a story of a dwarf who's life turned around because of the events of one day. His mortal enemies abducted and imprisoned him over and over again in his life, and their actions twisted the dwarf's mind into becoming same scum they are - thief.
In February 30th 2012, it airs in the movie theaters of USA - In mind-blowing 3D! You don't want to miss this!

This will happen

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Really? I heard James Cameron was going to direct.

[cog disso]

M. Night Creature Shyalaman.

[jellsprout]

Nominated for 4 Oscars and a Golden Globe, this is a story of a dwarf who's life turned around because of the events of one day. His mortal enemies abducted and imprisoned him over and over again in his life, and their actions twisted the dwarf's mind into becoming same scum they are - thief.
In February 30th 2012, it airs in the movie theaters of USA - In mind-blowing ASCII! You don't want to miss this!

Small fix.

[Bordellimies]

Nominated for 4 Oscars and a Golden Globe, this is a story of a dwarf who's life turned around because of the events of one day. His mortal enemies abducted and imprisoned him over and over again in his life, and their actions twisted the dwarf's mind into becoming same scum they are - thief.
In February 30th 2012, it airs in the movie theaters of USA - In mind-blowing 3D ASCII! You don't want to miss this!

Small fix.

Now it has been fixed.

[vettkinn]

I have another dwarf who had a different ending:

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She quit being a criminal, settled down and lived happily ever after.

[GuudeSpelur]

So the first one was kidnapped twice by the same elf and four times by humans.  Then, the last place she was taken to was attacked by a giant eagle, which she fought.  This somehow earned her her freedom, and she moved to different towns twice. Then she turned to a life of crime, and she robbed useless trinkets from various towns (including her hometown!).  Then, at 42 years old, she was killed by a horrible monster.

The second one was kidnapped by kobolds and made to live in a cave.  She grew up there and decided to kidnap babies herself after a year of animal dissecting.  She stole two human babies and a third person (I think it's a dwarf), fell in love, got married, failed to kidnap any more babies for 110 years, then became a miner for 18 years and died of old age.