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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Robocorn]

Well, now's as good a time as any to try this stuff out.
You figure a few millilitres will replenish your reserves
and you'll be back to your old omnipotent self in no ti-



YOUR BRAIN IS ON FIRE!! A QUARTRE TANK WAS TOO MUCH!
EVERYTHING IS LAMBENT WITH PSYCHIC ENERGY! GAAH!



Auugh! You've lost your train of thought in the synaptic conflagration.
One of these two must have some plan to regain your political control.

"We could materialize a circlet with a materializer and a psychic dispencer powered by bendy straws that
connects to the van and makes it a psyvan which- Gaah"

It is decided, that sectoid doesn't get to make any more suggestions, just obey.
You can fix his vocal organs...whenever you feel like being annoyed again.

This only leaves the janitor. What does the janitor think?

...

Plaintative shrug? Does she want to be gagged again. You'd probe her
mind but you can scarcely detect one within her stupid, stupid, skull.
All of your lackeys are useless, at least old legless tried to hit that tide
general with an old piece of bread. How are you ever going to get to your room with lackeys like these?
Oh, right...



"So, the last level is the repair bay for the scout ships?"

"Yep, by process of elimination, they should be there"

"Weird that we chose to go that way last"

"Well, like I've always said, numerical order is fine but-"



RAGEVAN DEATCHARGE!
REBELS WILL DIE!



Copious commandos are crippled underneath the careening charge
of your carriage. You defend the cart mentally while TQ-02 fires off shots from the side
even though he's a terrible shot. The janitor drives because you have no idea how to do that
and frankly TQ-02 shouldn't. The carnage continues until you approach the door to your
personal quarters. You must be swift to overcome all of your security measure in adddition to
any of those that may have been installed by the coup. But however will you accomplish
such a task?



Yeah, that works.



Finally, the precious psiotonin you've traveled so far to obtain. With this,
 you will once again be able to teleport freely throughout the ship under your own poer
and bring death to-



Wait a minute, something seems wrong with this victory.

Sorry everyone, it's been a busy week and also an extremely long update
Hope I didn't keep you in suspense for too long.

[Taricus]

>Realize that you could've teleported here before.

[Robocorn]

>Realize that you could've teleported here before.

Graaaagh!

[Rexfelum]

Oh, look.  SOMEHOW, Robocorn was prepared to toss up an extra panel with that content.  I WONDER how he could have known what would happen next.

Anyway.  Scene transition of some sort.

--Rexfelum

[Armok]

> pull of some ridiculously high level psionic shockwave which automatically converts everyone on the ship that can be converted to be 100% loyal to you and explodes the heads of the rest.

[Dragor23]

Get an aneurysm from the pressure PURE INSANE ENERGY!

[Rumrusher]

Wait did Alpha just ditch a 75% full vial of RED GOOD STUFF on the floor?
Best promote RAGEVAN since it's the only minion to share the same taste of blood lust.
hmm I wonder if she can level an entire city with all this power?

>Realize that you could've teleported here before.

Graaaagh!
--MEANWHILE--

[Siquo]

I hardly laugh out loud when behind a computer screen. I merely smile and type "LOL". Not today.

This was AWESOME. 

Leave your useless minions to die, teleport to the bridge, and Switch To Character Roster.
Well, unless you've got an even bigger climax in your pocket. ("Is that a climax in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?")

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Lol!  This was so much more fun, though!

Anyway.  Teleport back to the atrium and finish your fight with Delta!  BOSSFIGHT!!!

[Phantom of The Library]

My good sir, unlike Siquo I never use the term lol unless I actually laughed out loud, near uproariously.
lol.


Teleport to Delta, begin epic fight, then switch to character roster.

[Robocorn]

Oh, look.  SOMEHOW, Robocorn was prepared to toss up an extra panel with that content.  I WONDER how he could have known what would happen next.

Anyway.  Scene transition of some sort.

--Rexfelum

Would you believe me if I said I just so happened to be able to draw that in about 20 minutes
after Taricus suggested it? Because that's what happened. Single panel updates are easy. If all of the updates took under a half hour to draw I'd do it everyday (and I did).

Also gonna plug the livestream
I take suggestions because I'm not creative.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

I'm not creative.

...Says the man on page 241 of his consistently hilarious thread.

[Cerol Lenslens]

I'm surprised nobody's tried to fill our empty character slot with the level 9999 janitor. Who I'm nicknaming TQ-9999 until otherwise stated.

Also, keep the psiotonin. If that tiny amount can cause Alpha Rauthaz to nearly explode, imagine what we could do by injecting Delta Blu or Pi Topazzz or whoever with 7 times that!

Anyways: Rauthaz: Go on 'unstoppable psychic juggernaut singlehandedly conquers and takes control of ship' montage. If any puny cyborgs or litheu or whatever cross your path, teleport them into space! Feel free to scream the sectoid equivalent of "KANEDAAAA!" as you do so.

[Rumrusher]

I'm surprised nobody's tried to fill our empty character slot with the level 9999 janitor. Who I'm nicknaming TQ-9999 until otherwise stated.

Also, keep the psiotonin. If that tiny amount can cause Alpha Rauthaz to nearly explode, imagine what we could do by injecting Delta Blu or Pi Topazzz or whoever with 7 times that!

Anyways: Rauthaz: Go on 'unstoppable psychic juggernaut singlehandedly conquers and takes control of ship' montage. If any puny cyborgs or litheu or whatever cross your path, teleport them into space! Feel free to scream the sectoid equivalent of "KANEDAAAA!" as you do so.

there a ongoing battle on who should take tq-04's place.
some say Cou should be in, others say some random sectoid/gabronian no one said Leeyanne should fit that slot. No one even brought up the AI.

[Phantom of The Library]

I'm surprised nobody's tried to fill our empty character slot with the level 9999 janitor. Who I'm nicknaming TQ-9999 until otherwise stated.

Also, keep the psiotonin. If that tiny amount can cause Alpha Rauthaz to nearly explode, imagine what we could do by injecting Delta Blu or Pi Topazzz or whoever with 7 times that!

Anyways: Rauthaz: Go on 'unstoppable psychic juggernaut singlehandedly conquers and takes control of ship' montage. If any puny cyborgs or litheu or whatever cross your path, teleport them into space! Feel free to scream the sectoid equivalent of "KANEDAAAA!" as you do so.

there a ongoing battle on who should take tq-04's place.
some say Cou should be in, others say some random sectoid/gabronian no one said Leeyanne should fit that slot. No one even brought up the AI.

My vote's on the AI for replacing the slot. 
Also, don't waste the psiotonin on some plebian.  Mind-bullet them a couple dozen times or something similar then take a small dose to restore what you used up, much more efficient, although I guess the other way would be funnier... assuming it doesn't give them psychic powers, then we'd definitely be in for some FUN.