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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[rarborman]

Best to find security and kill them first...or lock them where they wont be a bother for now.

[Siquo]

That depeds if security is even on the ship. How big is it anyway? Are there any more crewmembers on board? Can we get a map?

[Robocorn]

You Attempt to get your bearings. The irony of the situation
is that the convenience of teleportation has robbed from you familiarity
with the structure of the ship's layout. You're almost certain your progenator made you
memorize the layout at a young age but the finer details are lost.
For the most part, you can remember the locations of key features.
You are currently located at the red circle in a maintenance room that likely controls
the upkeep and operation of the ship's inherent heavy machinery.

Your ultimate goal is to get to the flight deck with the green arrow pointing to it.

If your memory serves, large security platforms monitor key areas from where the black dots are.
They spend most of their time in surveillance, so if you can sneak past them there shouldn't be much of a problem.

You reside at the location of the orange arrow. That's where you spend most of your time anyway.
Your non-rostered and unmaterializable possessions are located there beyond a door that only you can unlock.

You have no idea where the idiot and moron are. They're probably somewhere in the cargo bays.
Since you never go there you are innately unfamiliar with the design of the area.

When you left there were 96 crewmembers there are probably 89 now, few of them are of critical significance, the ship could probably make it out of the system on a pilot an engineer and a communications specialist. The other members are used primarily as cannon fodder or as custodians to clean up their own messes. You're sure a few of them are pilots but they're the kind that only fly the little scouts in the hangar, nothing that could get you anywhere.

[Rexfelum]

Whoa, hey, is this map a reference to anything?

Spoiler: Quoting that same graphic, for emphasis; hiding it because you all saw it an instant ago (click to show/hide)

I'm getting serious Metroid vibes from it.  I mean Super Metroid, and I mean serious.  The black dots that take up a full four-square block (resembling the boss markers in Super Metroid's map) are the kicker for me.  A comparison to the actual original map shows no overlap, though, so maybe I'm being silly.

But in case we're really fortunate . . . locate a health/missile I mean Psiotonin refill station and transfuse yourself with Psiotonin.  Surely such things exist despite the fact that you used to just depend on materializers.  It's your ship, you're a shadowy mastermind, you have backups, right?  Right?

--Rexfelum

[QuakeIV]

I was just thinking it looked kinda like a

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

penis.

[rarborman]

Thanks QuakeIV that something that cant be unseen.

[Ottofar]

How.

Oh.

Oh no.

[Tarran]

I was just thinking it looked kinda like a

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penis.

Ew! Why would you think that? It doesn't even look like one!

You've obviously been watching One F Jef too much.*

_{*Unless you don't watch him.}

[Robocorn]

Here's something different to not be able to unsee.

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You daydream for hours about wisecracking olms.

update later probably.

[Darvi]

Well thank you doctor Freud for that mental image that I won't be able to forget for the next half an hour.

[Kadzar]

Go to your residence to retrieve your uber loot.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Search the control room for a terminal with a map or schematics on it.

[QuakeIV]

I was just thinking it looked kinda like a

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penis.

Ew! Why would you think that? It doesn't even look like one!

You've obviously been watching One F Jef too much.*

_{*Unless you don't watch him.}

I knew I shouldn't try to be funny...

EDIT: Also, thanks for something to add to my blacklist BEFORE I lose my innocence again.
'One F Jef' sounds pretty freaky...

[QuakeIV]

Um...

So, sneak to the cargo hold and find your pilot and engineer, then make your way to the helm.

[Robocorn]

You attempt to return to the safety and luxury of your chamber but
find your levels of psiotonin to not permit this action. You're sure you have
a backup plan, one that isn't nerve gas this time. You think perhaps you hid
vials of psiotonin in the walls or floor to provide yourself with power on just this occasion.
But where.



You exhaustively search the floors and walls for objects of import.



You find three memory chips, two bolts one nut and a bunch of little round metal things.
There is far from a boon of psiotonin.