Today in local news, an out of state hummer was found crashed near the Arizona/California border. Though not unusual for state troopers to cordon a scene like this one, it is very strange to have a government agency involved in the investigation. However, that is exactly what is going on here. We go to Amy Nishimoko for more information on this developing story. Amy?
Thank you Dan, as you can see behind me, the government agents are keeping us well away from the wreckage. Why they want to keep the area clear is uncertain, as it doesn't appear to be a government vehicle. The plates state that it came from Montana, but my contacts tell me that the hummer is heavily armored. Why the driver would need that caliber of protection is unclear.
*sounds of a motorcycle roaring up in the background*
What's this? There appears to be a biker approaching the crash site. Well, unfortunately for him, he'll have to turn... wait, what's this? The government agents seem to have let him through the cordon. What is going on here?
*sounds of sirens; an ambulance nudges slowly through the crowds of people; camera gets a shot through the rear windows, showing a covered body, one charred hand peeking out from under the sheet*
Well, it looks as though the accident was fatal, though if that's the driver's body, it seems we'll never know. We'll continue trying to get information here and will let you know of any further developments in this mystery accident. For Channel 9 News, this is Amy Nishimoko signing off.
((Sid gets half of my weaponry as he laid first dibs and is the only one even remotely close to the area. Tolyk, can you randomly determine half of my equipment to have been destroyed in the wreck? The Hummer is wrecked beyond recovery. Was that my body or the bartender's body? You'll never find out! Mwa ha ha ha!))