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[Zrk2]

Definetly a reptile... OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

[Il Palazzo]

You know how sometimes, when somebody uses bad grammar on the internet, some people make an empassioned tirade pointing out all the errors, and hit the culprit with contempt-filled, flaming hate?
These are actually not the people whose avatars are attached to the posts, but agents of the Grammar Nazi Shutzstaffel, using a sophisticated piece of software, which hijacks an avatar of some(prefferably well-known) forumite, to add weigh to their grammatical arguments. The trick is, that the forumite whose avatar had been stolen so, sees the post as being made by a guest account, so (s)he stays ignorant about the whole situation.
It is unclear what goal is this supposed to serve, but the possibility of them wanting to revive Hitler(to combat the incoming reptilian reconquista of Earth) through harnessing the power of proper English grammar is not at all improbable.

[Urist is dead tome]

I don't want Hitler to return. I don't trust Germans.

[Zrk2]

You know how sometimes, when somebody uses bad grammar on the internet, some people make an empassioned tirade pointing out all the errors, and hit the culprit with contempt-filled, flaming hate?
These are actually not the people whose avatars are attached to the posts, but agents of the Grammar Nazi Shutzstaffel, using a sophisticated piece of software, which hijacks an avatar of some(prefferably well-known) forumite, to add weighT to their grammatical arguments. The trick is, that the forumite whose avatar had been stolen so, sees the post as being made by a guest account, so (s)he stays ignorant about the whole situation.
It is unclear what goal is this supposed to serve, but the possibility of them wanting to revive Hitler(to combat the incoming reptilian reconquista of Earth) through harnessing the power of proper English grammar is not at all improbable.

GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Blargity blarg!

[Il Palazzo]

I don't want Hitler to return. I don't trust Germans.
I doesn't wants Hitler returned. Me haven't truce gremans.

Show your commitment in your grammar! Save the world from evil, deceptive Germans!

[Urist is dead tome]

Nooo! You're putting words in my mouth!

[Zrk2]

Apparently some remote ancestor of mine came over from Germany in 1709...

So that explains it...

[Simmura McCrea]

Prince Charles plans to take over the energy market in the UK, and use this position of power to restore pre-Magna Carta monarchy

It's the Daily Mail. Not exactly the most trustworthy UK source.

[Zrk2]

The only British papers I have heard of are the blatant People style tabloids. So, I think it's as good as anything else.

[Megaman]

THEY WILL STEEL MAH MEELK!!!!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Seriously? The Daily Fucking Mail? That's the equivilent of getting your news from that hobo down the street who smells of piss and vomit.

[Simmura McCrea]

Average Daily Mail headline is probably along the lines of "Homosexual immigrants with AIDS make house prices fall".

[Zrk2]

Ok, anyway. What other crazy conspiracys are totally real /omg

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What I believe you meant was "Asylum seekers carry a new type of AIDS which makes house prices fall.
IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!!!"

[Zrk2]

And Thatcher! /OMG!