The Mission Where A British Man PassesFebruary 1st, 2040Despite lack of new report, this day was still moderately interesting.We had an increase in funding, which came to as a surprise to most of us, considering we wasted half of X-Com to capture 1 meager Alien Scout.Attending: All on roster.
We also had to clear out another USO that a Barracuda shot down, even though it outran it 4 times. It was small and crewed by Aquatoids. Another day at the market.We had a few new recruits too. Including a pleasant Englishman known as Virgil Remmington, who nearly made General Foley and General Phantom pass out from reading his recruitment form. Tarran also obtained his lovely Torpedo Launcher.Tarran: Why do I have to go out first all the time!?
Virgil: Because you have the blunderbuss, good chap, now go out there and give them hell!
Tarran: When you die, I'll be very happy.
Tarran: Uh, guys, what is this? Command?
Gen. Phantom: Oh that was just a plane shot down by a UFO in the First Alien War. Apparently it was destroyed before one of our interceptors could destroy the UFO attacking it.
It also carried my brother, incompetent Interceptors...Gerald: I swear I see something moving in there.
Ghost: Yeah, I think we should just capture the USO instead of a rusting piece of plane, Gerald.
Tarran: Wait! Ah crap my Torpedo blew it's corpse up.
Virgil: What!? This pitiful pistol does worse than my flintlock!
Max: Yet there is no kill like overkill.
Ghost: Gah, these guns are crap again.
Max: Nope, nothing to blow up. Call me later if there is something.
Henri: Bah, what is this!? They insult my abilities!
Virgil: Aha! The illusive Sea Dwarf!
Virgil: Oh god, fare
well chaps.Tarran: YEEEES!
Henri: Richard! How did you get there?
Richard: Ran from an Alien.
Henri: Well...
Henri: Catch this!
Richard: Thanks!
Richard: Eat this, midget!
It was a relatively good break from the other missions.