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Gauss Weapons *I love these things.*

10 (20%)

Sonic Weapons

6 (12%)

Ion Beam Accelerators *Let's us get Ion Armor.*

7 (14%)

Max's Psychological Condition

4 (8%)

Medkit *Still haven't!*

10 (20%)

X-Com's Funding Nations Council Intelligence

4 (8%)

Research Tarrans Digestive System

9 (18%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[Tarran]

Whoops, you guys are gonna be under equipped in this mission, sorry...

...Just as long as that doesn't lead to my death I'm okay with being under equipped.

[Phantom]

Actually, you were pretty far back in the mission and couldn't really do much. Ghost and Haspen were the 2 closest Aquanauts.

[CJ1145]

Our first 2 casualties then?

[Phantom]

Actually, Ghost got the first kill when I screwed up trying to get sonerohi's guy to shoot the Aquatoid.

[breadbocks]

Name: Codec
Male
Weapon: Gas Cannon (Phosphor)

[Phantom]

Name: Codec
Male
Weapon: Gas Cannon (Phosphor)

Very well.
Update will be up in 10 minutes tops.

[Tarran]

Update will be up in 10 minutes tops.

Error: 15 minutes passed. Cannot compute.

That's why you don't put a limit to how long something will take; odds are it will take longer than you think.

[Phantom]

Yeah...

[Phantom]

Spoiler: UPDATE 1 (click to show/hide)

Opening Moves
Journal Of Ghost, Log 1.
Just before the turn of the next day, alarms blared. We all suited up and ran to the control room. A real USO was on sonar. It was actually there.

Code: [Select]

Attending Mission: All on Roster except Yvanna and Codec.
We were instructed to secure the craft at all costs, but remember the threats. Threats, they said for this mission, consisted of a tiny green man with gills. Sounds like my girlfriend.

Ghost: We're here.
Rho-Mu 1.0: Do we just get out now or something?
Tarran: No, we sit in here and have tea.


Ghost: Anybody see anything?
Tarran and Bill: Nope.


Ghost: I see lights, I think that's it.
((At this moment, I had many of the troops in corners of the map. Bill and Ghost were now the closest with Haspen sitting behind a rock licking it or something. Tarran was still in the Triton. So was Warhammer))


Ghost: Definitely it.


Ghost and Bill: GO!


Ghost: That thing looks so cliche. *Pew pew.*


That mission, and that kill, were the first ones of the Second Alien War.


In addition to that kill, I was promoted to bring up morale for missions.

[Simmura McCrea]

No deaths on the first mission. Congratulations, you've beaten my record.

[CJ1145]

Quibble's Journal, Entry 1

Quibble. Quib-Quibbety Quibble Quib. Quibble Quib Quib! Quib. (Quib qu Quib-Quib) Quibble-Quib...

Spoiler: Translation (click to show/hide)

Well, it seems it is as I feared. The aliens are back. After the death of my previous clone, #14, I acquired his memories of the last part of the war. It was... horrible, to say the least. I shall keep a journal, in the spirit of my predecessors. I have, of course, learned English and shall provide translations with my entries for any who discover my long-lost writings, but to really capture the spirit I feel I must use my old style of speaking.

Our first mission was unexciting, and I did not get the chance to destroy anything significant as I had wished. Instead I watched our leader and the resident redneck Bill go and hog all of the glory. That buffoon seems to think that his precious masters degrees in xenobiology make him a credible scientist. He has no experience! I, on the other hand, am a remarkably well-trained master of all sciences. I shall be glad to show him the true meaning of a "man of science" (a term he often uses) in our adventures to come.

[Phantom]

No deaths on the first mission. Congratulations, you've beaten my record.

Well, what was your first mission anyway?

[Simmura McCrea]

Much the same as that, with 3 aliens. I formed a semi-circle around the exit of my sub, then something went boom, lots of people died. Needless to say, I ragequitted and haven't played since.

[Phantom]

Much the same as that, with 3 aliens. I formed a semi-circle around the exit of my sub, then something went boom, lots of people died. Needless to say, I ragequitted and haven't played since.

Blaster Bomb. Aquatoid Medium Scout.

[Simmura McCrea]

I'll take your word for it. TFTD is one of the few games I've told to go fuck itself and meant it.