Finals week, you understand.
i would like a charactor please.
Great! Post your character sheet and I'll add you to the waiting list.
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Turn 87
**********~META TURN:Chapter 3: Meet The Family
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackValhallaActionsRW: UNWRAP MYSELF OH GOD MC HELP ME.
(...) IT JUST KEEPS WRAPPING TIGHTER OH GOD IT BURNS AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE
(...) MC runs around the room and knocks a cabinet over! The cabinet lands on the pile of burning webbing, trapping you even more hopelessly than before!
RW: Create a psychic link between me and my fantasy character. Just because.
(...) Despite not having psychic powers of any kind, you manage to form a link with your alter ego. You're not sure what purpose this will serve.
Meta: Find a bucket of water.
(...) You manage to find a bucket with a little water pooled at the bottom.
Meta: Use telekinetic powers to free Derek from the flaming webbing
(...) You manage to throw the cabinet off of Derm! You tear away some of the webbing, but it's still wrapped tightly.
Meta: Activate fire suppression system.
(...) You don't have anything to set the fire alarms off with, so you look for a switch. You can't find one, but you
do find a fire extinguisher mounted on the wall!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derek L.Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: ON EVEN MORE FIRE
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Spear |
Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Guitar |
Coffee Mug |
Marshall Coburn (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frederick StephonavichOccupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Examining a fire extinguisher.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Laser Dagger |
Cheetah ArmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name:
MonkOccupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Fixing MC's mistakes.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Plasma Rifle |
Balloon AnimalWounds:
Broken RibAbilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis |
Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
Kyle HammersOccupation: Janitor
Currently: Carrying a bucket around.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop | Rubber Gloves |
Medkit |
Power Cleaner | Wheelchair |
Burlap Sack |
Spray Can |
Gas Mask | Bucket
Wounds:
Missing Legs | Head Bump
Abilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT |
Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
John FreemanOccupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Thinking about !!kittens!! all of a sudden.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
1/2 Jumpsuit |
Turban |
Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts |
Caruso Shades |
Cheetah Arm |
SpacesuitWounds:
Missing Arm |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description:
A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus. Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Eye Laser |
Web Shooter
Group AttacksImpromptu SingalongSpur of Conflagration to Giga LazorLocations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackCharred DreamsActionsFW: Get up. Summon snake mount. Ride down castle steps.
(...) No snakes are appearing.
FW: Heal monk, then myself.
(...) You manage to stop most of the bleeding from Edgar's arm, hopefully stabilizing him. Blood still oozes from the wound.
Fantasy: Patch up my foot.
(...) You take yet another leaf from your barrel and wrap it around your foot.
Fantasy: Begin replacing blood with booze
(...) You chug down 3 bottles of booze! Your body seems to have been tricked into thinking booze serves the same function as blood in the bloodstream, so you start feeling better.
Fantasy: Convince Urist to heal me.
(...) Too late, you realize that your powers only work in situations involving gambling and/or haggling. That, and HEN already wandered off.
The two suit-wearing men walk briskly up to the front gate. One raises his hand in the air, causing the ship to violently explode! The other grabs Frelock by the neck and pulls him close.
"What do you know of the raws?"
"W-what are you... talking... *hack* about?!"
The storm engulfs the Goblin fortress! An object can be seen flying in the distance.Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Crispifying on the throne room floor.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Bleedin'.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Bleeding EVERYWHERE
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Healing himself.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x21 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Fixing up Edgar.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
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