FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackCharred DreamsActionsFW: Get up and start searching for a treasure room. Use small flame as torch.
(...) You descend into the depths of the Goblin tower looking for treasure. It starts to get dark, so you
(...) Produce a flame to light the way. Eventually, you arrive at a door marked "Osna". It's pretty thick, and locked.
Fantasy: Raise my musket up in a defensive stance.
(...) You fire at the man holding Frelock! The man easily moves out of the way of the bullet, then pulls out a small, unusually shiny throwing star and tosses it at you!
(...) You leap out of the way to avoid the projectile! The other man starts walking toward you.
Fantasy: Haggle for my life, in exchange for that shiny pocket watch.
(...)
"If you let me go I'll let you have this shiiiiiiiny pocket watch!"
"Well, it does look pretty nice, I... what did you just do?"
"I didn't do anything..."
"You just used-"
"Level 4 raw manipulation."
"O-only GMs can issue that kind of clearance! But you're not on record! How is this possible?!"
"They must all be purged."
The grey-haired man plunges his hand into your chest, and you scream in agony! His hand soon emerges, holding a pulsating green sphere. You're not even bleeding...
Fantasy: Hide someplace
(...) Sensing danger, you grab Urist and back flip through a second floor window! You then lay down again so you can be treated.
FW: Finish healing him, then heal myself.
(...) You pull out some soap to cleanse the wound. The soap slips out of your hand and hits you in the face, causing you to tumble backward through the window and land in the snow below!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Ignoring his friends' imminent deaths in favor of treasure.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: About to pass out.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Clutching his arm with his... uh... harpoon.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Crouching by the gate.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x21 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Making snow Dorfs.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 302656 times)