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[rooly]

So apparently I've got a deity in my world that seems rather akin to the Christian Jesus...

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This is a well-crafted ashen figurine of Urist Friendlyheal.
The item is a well-designed image of Urist Friendlyheal, the deity of mercy
and forgiveness, depicted as a male dwarf and dwarves in ash by Urist McCraftdwarf.
Urist Friendlyheal is making a plaintive gesture. Urist Friendlyheal is surrounded by the dwarves.
Anyone else got their own dwarven savior?

(didn't post a screenshot as my tileset makes text look terrible)

[Nilik]

I had the Dwarven god of football once. I have the screenshot somewhere and may post it later, but his name was "The Competitive Sports" and he was the deity of conflict, music and violence if I remember correctly.

[rephikul]

I had the Dwarven god of football once. I have the screenshot somewhere and may post it later, but his name was "The Competitive Sports" and he was the deity of conflict, music and violence if I remember correctly.

Definitely reality shows and their cheap tracks and scripted drama

[The Captain]

Troll jesus has a reaction that converts water into tower-cap wine

[Max White]

There was this thing where they made a defence using pumps and magma and a walk way, and then when the traders saw it, they thought it was magic, and things got out of hand, and the legend of dwarf Jesus was born.

[Tyrs]

No no. That was Dwarf Moses

[Zaerosz]

Depends on how the water was used. If it was parted, Dwarf Moses. If it was walked on, Dwarf Jesus.

[Ubiq]

Depends on how the water was used. If it was parted, Dwarf Moses. If it was walked on, Dwarf Jesus.

Dwarves were a lot easier to impress before they figured out how brooks work.

[shadowform]

I had the Dwarven god of football once. I have the screenshot somewhere and may post it later, but his name was "The Competitive Sports" and he was the deity of conflict, music and violence if I remember correctly.

Knowing dwarves, 'Conflict' means soccer, 'Music' means vuvuzela, and 'Violence' means the riot after the game.

[Rowanas]

I had the Dwarven god of football once. I have the screenshot somewhere and may post it later, but his name was "The Competitive Sports" and he was the deity of conflict, music and violence if I remember correctly.

Knowing dwarves, 'Conflict' means soccer, 'Music' means vuvuzela, and 'Violence' means the riot after the game.

I've modified my game so that the only musical instrument in existence is the Bass Guitar. Thunderous riffs for all!

[Smackinjuice]

So apparently I've got a deity in my world that seems rather akin to the Christian Jesus...

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This is a well-crafted ashen figurine of Urist Friendlyheal.
The item is a well-designed image of Urist Friendlyheal, the deity of mercy
and forgiveness, depicted as a male dwarf and dwarves in ash by Urist McCraftdwarf.
Urist Friendlyheal is making a plaintive gesture. Urist Friendlyheal is surrounded by the dwarves.
Anyone else got their own dwarven savior?

(didn't post a screenshot as my tileset makes text look terrible)

that's not uncommon; specially the last part about making a gesture, and surrounded by dwarves; like super common; usually the surrounded part comes with just being a noble.