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CoughDrop

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Name a Scorpion (Way off Topic)
« on: December 11, 2010, 12:29:20 pm »
I'm buying a male Emperor Scorpion today and would like some ideas for names. Right now I'm thinking something like Urist McArthropod but anything dwarfy would work. Bonus points for wittiness.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2010, 12:33:46 pm »
Urist McStabbity
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 12:37:06 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2010, 01:04:52 pm »
Pinchy.  Duh.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2010, 01:20:57 pm »
Something ironic. Like "Cuddles".
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 01:22:05 pm »
Cuddlepinch!
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 01:24:55 pm »
Quote from: tomas1297 on December 11, 2010, 01:20:57 pm
Something ironic. Like "Cuddles".

I actually enjoy handling them. So Cuddles would be less ironic than you think.  ;)

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2010, 01:30:56 pm »
 Also weird and not dwarfy, but I thought "Kaiser" would be a badass name for a scorpion/snake/tarantula/poison thingie. It's one of those names you use to tell somebody your pet is not to be screwed with.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 01:36:19 pm »
Really? Kaiser to me sounds like something germans pretend they are when drunk.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2010, 02:20:43 pm »
Scipio.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 02:59:22 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on December 11, 2010, 01:36:19 pm
Really? Kaiser to me sounds like something germans pretend they are when drunk.
I think I heard it in a movie. Plus different mindset/culture/nation = different interpretation. I still blame the movie.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2010, 02:59:37 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2010, 03:02:56 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2010, 03:04:35 pm »
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on December 11, 2010, 03:02:56 pm
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That sounds very METAL!, and therefore awesome. (note that METAL! must be written in caps,bold and with a "!". In this case "!" doesn't end the sentence.)
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2010, 03:28:10 pm »
Quote from: tomas1297 on December 11, 2010, 03:04:35 pm
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on December 11, 2010, 03:02:56 pm
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That sounds very METAL!, and therefore awesome. (note that METAL! must be written in caps,bold and with a "!". In this case "!" doesn't end the sentence.)
How about !!METAL!!?

Also, Scorpion.
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