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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1545 on: April 12, 2016, 02:30:28 pm »

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.
I blame Dirst. Good pick, though.

2228: Whenever you hear the word "pick", you immediately assume that the speaker means "pickaxe."

TBF: "Dirst did it. I like that pickaxe." was basically what I saw at first sight.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1546 on: April 12, 2016, 03:41:26 pm »

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.
I blame Dirst. Good pick, though.

2228: Whenever you hear the word "pick", you immediately assume that the speaker means "pickaxe."

TBF: "Dirst did it. I like that pickaxe." was basically what I saw at first sight.

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I pondered that too. But then I looked on his image.
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And approved that pick-axe. Seems to be good for picking goblinite.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1547 on: April 12, 2016, 03:57:29 pm »

I WAS RIGHT

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1548 on: April 12, 2016, 05:09:29 pm »

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.
I blame Dirst. Good pick, though.
I was typing on a phone, but I really don't see how that could have caused the mistake.

* Dirst hangs head in shame *

2229: You know even the most skilled bookkeeper can miss some figures on busy forts.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1549 on: April 12, 2016, 05:11:06 pm »

2227:You have modded in fertilizer.

2229: You have gone for so long without ever using it in the broken current farming system that you completely forgot that fertilizer is supposed to already exist in DF - it's called potash.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1550 on: April 12, 2016, 05:18:52 pm »

2230:You modded in excrement in addition to potash.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1551 on: April 13, 2016, 04:40:19 am »

2230:You modded in excrement in addition to potash.
Cats walk over a field. Excrements gets on cats. Cats clean their fur. Cats digest modded fertilizer. Cats get fertilized. Catsplosion appears.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1552 on: April 13, 2016, 05:03:58 am »

2231:
2230:You modded in excrement in addition to potash.
Cats walk over a field. Excrements gets on cats. Cats clean their fur. Cats digest modded fertilizer. Cats get fertilized. Catsplosion appears.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1553 on: April 13, 2016, 08:39:38 am »

2231:
2230:You modded in excrement in addition to potash.
Cats walk over a field. Excrements gets on cats. Cats clean their fur. Cats digest modded fertilizer. Cats get fertilized. Catsplosion appears.
You mod this in.

2232: You attempt to delve in the raws, to make a new reaction, to produce a bar of potash, for when a cat clean itself, after the cat step on spilled alcohol in the tavern.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1554 on: April 13, 2016, 10:42:50 am »

2233: you consider calling someone an elf the highest insult
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1555 on: April 13, 2016, 10:53:59 am »

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1556 on: April 16, 2016, 10:25:36 pm »

2234:You forget to number your entry.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1557 on: April 17, 2016, 12:54:42 am »

2235: When you see that someone forgets to number the entry you start to search for the button to set the counting of forum users to the highest precision.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1558 on: April 17, 2016, 04:54:22 am »

2236: When playing other ostensibly hard to learn games, you set fire to your computer to actually have some !!FUN!!

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1559 on: April 17, 2016, 05:23:14 am »

2237:You sign your posts.
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