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[Angel Of Death]

976: You have hand written down the adventures of Bengal Hairybasements and the other Jefmajor hero's.

977: You see a carp and your first reaction is to yell "FUCK!" and run, warning others of the imminent doom they will face if they step near the river.

[Aramco]

Darn, I thought of one this morning when I cut my hand, but now I can't remember what it was.

[quip]

Darn, I thought of one this morning when I cut my hand, but now I can't remember what it was.

978: You come up with a clever sgin but, since it does not have enough to do with DF you later forget it.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

979:You somehow build a functional catapult with no knowledge whatsoever, and it fires boulders you mined.

[Angel Of Death]

980 - You wonder why people are scared when you walk into their house and ask them if you can kill something.

[iceball3]

980 - You wonder why people are scared when you walk into their house and ask them if you can kill something.

981. Nevermind, they are completely used to it, you've accepted plenty of quests from them.

[Darvi]

981.5 Goddamn ninjas.

[Angel Of Death]

982 - You wonder why you get arrested after horribly mutilating cats

983 - It dosen't help when you say you were breeding them as a food source

[Darvi]

984: You know why people get upset when you do stuff like that, yet you keep on doing it.

[Angel Of Death]

984: You know why people get upset when you do stuff like that, yet you keep on doing it.

985: Doing what?

[TolyK]

breeding them as a food source

[GamerKnight]

I thought it was legal to use cats as a food source? Or any animal that isn't endangered/protected for that matter.

[Angel Of Death]

breeding them as a food source

What I meant was, you have done it so much that you don't think people are angry about you doing it.

[Iados]

986. You sell t-shirts menacing with spikes of something.
987. You sell t-shirts menacing with spikes of something ON THE INSIDE.
988. You actually worn one of that t-shirt.
989. You pray that the title of this thread will be changed in "2000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much"

[rarborman]

990. Finding out that big rock in your back yard is orthoclause was the highlight of your day.
991. You've refreshed the Dev log at least once.
992. You've got mining equipment supliers favorited in your browser.
993. You've posted more then 10 sgins about DF abuse.
994. You have read all previous 993 sgins.
995. You dream of growing a beard even though your a woman.
996. You have an actual phobia about clowns.
997. You write "[]" on lists of groceries.
998. You spend over 59 minutes thinking about how to trigger a cotton candy spire.
999. You wonder if scamps is healthy.
1000. You kill the thread about sgins of DF abuse.