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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1605 on: December 07, 2016, 11:02:12 am »
2282: You constantly think about the ramifications of having Menacing Spikes on everything you use on a daily basis. Shirts, cellphones, keyboards, dish scrubbers, vacuum cleaners, beds...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1606 on: December 07, 2016, 12:15:20 pm »
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2282: You constantly think about the ramifications of having Menacing Spikes on everything you use on a daily basis. Shirts, cellphones, keyboards, dish scrubbers, vacuum cleaners, beds...

2283: Toothbrushes, light switches, doorknobs, housecats, statues of housecats, statues of housecats using toothbrushes...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1607 on: December 07, 2016, 03:21:09 pm »
2284:You have statues of statues of statues.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1608 on: December 07, 2016, 05:01:28 pm »
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You will eat cheese, but have a pesky habit of using cheese makers as cieling props in your personal under - floor mine.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1609 on: December 08, 2016, 08:08:19 am »
2286: There is no such thing as "Too much" in your mind. See: Dakka.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1610 on: December 08, 2016, 12:07:06 pm »
2287: You spend a lot of time thinking about magma.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1611 on: December 08, 2016, 01:29:12 pm »
2288: You spend a lot of time thinking about the What Would Urist Do thread on bay12forums.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1612 on: December 09, 2016, 10:54:40 am »
2289: You think about playing Dwarf Fortress while you're currently in the middle of playing Dwarf Fortress.

2290: You begin to play other games as though they were Dwarf Fortress. Overwatch is just secretly Dwarf Mode 2.0.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1613 on: December 09, 2016, 11:58:01 am »
2290: Every time you work on iconography, it begins with the thought "Ok, what symbol from vanilla dwarf fortress can I incorporate into this one?"
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1614 on: December 09, 2016, 04:31:55 pm »
2291:almost the entire time you play any other game, you think of making a mod of it for DF.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1615 on: December 09, 2016, 09:17:33 pm »
2292:You get annoyed when someone does a WWUD wrong.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1616 on: December 10, 2016, 02:55:47 pm »
2293: You know that it really should be "What would Urist do if she..."
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1617 on: December 10, 2016, 03:22:33 pm »
 2294: you have 2294 problems and then some.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1618 on: December 11, 2016, 11:48:55 am »
2295: 2295 is the number of dwarfs in your fortresses.  Multiple fortresses.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1619 on: December 20, 2016, 09:24:05 pm »
2296: Is the year. You are still playing Dwarf Fortress.
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