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[TheBiggerFish]

when someone at our church mentioned the children's room, i imagined a room full of wooden spear traps
i told him about it and why i imagined it and he laughed

Apparently one can play way too much DF without ever having played the game!

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Here.  Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12.

[BadLeo]

2252: You refuse giving up on counting the reasons you play the game way too much, even though you know about people that can play it too much without actually playing, which is an even worse better case of playing it too much, cause it is quantum entanglement play.

[90908]

2253. You consider world history dull. Not because history is boring, but because it's too simple and has insufficient variables.

2254. You start being amazed by how simple history books are in comparison to Legends.

[TheBiggerFish]

2255:You have contributed to this list from personal experience.

[90908]

2256. You are not surprised or horrified by the contents of this list.

[Rose]

2257: Your programming portfolio consists solely of DF mods.

[TheBiggerFish]

2258:It was inevitable (that) [any item on this list.]

[90908]

2259. You consider writing a thesis named "The Jars of Living."

[BadLeo]

2260: When you have to pass by a cemetery you wonder about what biome it is in.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

2262: You correct a redo of a number that somebody made because they were having spore-sex with their wife, and then somebody undid my fix of because they didn't read my post before checking the numbers.

[BadLeo]

2263: You search for that button for max precision counting on the forums again. It must be somewhere...

[TheBiggerFish]

2264:You actually do count all the posts.

[BadLeo]

2264:You actually do count all the posts.

That belongs to this other post, I guess. Anyways

2265. After counting the grapes that you bought from the market gathered from the neighbourhood and before counting the seeds that will left over eating it.

[Dirst]

2266: You've made a mod that does exactly what it's supposed to do, but there's a much more complicated and slightly more efficient way to accomplish the same goal... so no release yet.

[Sanctume]

2267: You keep an eye out for your spouse's behavior for any signs of withdrawing from society due a strange mood in search for leather and silk.