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[abadidea]

In Dwarf Fortress, all of your workers and soldiers are drunk.

[MrNuke]

Have a new one.

In Dwarf Fortress, the circus really is full of clowns.

[Acperience]

In Soviet Union, Dwarf Fortress, kittens adopt you!

[caknuck]

In Dwarf Fortress, mortality fun rate is high.

FTFY

[caknuck]

In Dwarf Fortress, you can make a delicious roast out of rum, rum, ale and strawberries.

[Nyxalinth]

In Dwarf Fortress, you can build artifact furniture out of a single gem.

[Eric Blank]

In dwarf fortress, your artifact made with gem can be composed of 100% pure magic

[Magitrek]

communism works (excepting nobles of course)

[twilightdusk]

In Dwarf Fortress, Carp are legendary beasts of death.

[Hokan]

Floating guts are the easiest foe you'll face.

[Gr33kjester]

In Dwarf fortress, Elves invade you!

[Kamamura]

In the United States, you eat the carp. In Dwarf Fortress, the carp eats YOU!

[Nilik]

In the United States you destroy the environment, in Dwarf Fortress, environment destroys YOU!

[iEpinephrine]

In Dwarf Fortress, mechanisms are connected via temporal wormholes!

[TolyK]

In Dwarf Fortress, goblins either kill you, murder all the elves, randomly jump into magma, don't eat or drink, randomly explode due to forgotten beast extract (sometimes, or sometimes completely immune), fight for you, provide raw materials, or other stuff

Reference: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=71561.new#new