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MrNuke

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In Dwarf Fortress...
« on: December 02, 2010, 05:17:32 pm »
What it says, i guess...Finish the Sentance!

I might as well start.

In Dwarf Fortress, a kitten roast is the right thing to do.
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Forgotten Beasts seem to be akin to Toady playing Russian Roulette with your fortress, as they can be anything from harmless giant worms made of mud to necrotic-gas spewing nigh-invunerable iron hydras of doom.

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 05:22:19 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, Elves are the Enemy.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on December 04, 2010, 05:58:21 am
A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 05:27:33 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, carp drown YOU!

In Dwarf Fortress, whole barrel is Molotov Cocktail and you are wick!

In Dwarf Fortress, love for dining hall greater than love for wife or child!

In Dwarf Fortress, you are in control but no one does what you say!
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 06:07:49 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, mortality rate is high.
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 06:08:30 pm »
Quote from: jdturner11 on December 02, 2010, 06:07:49 pm
In Dwarf Fortress, mortality rate is high.

In Dwarf Fortress, a high mortality rate is a good thing.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on December 04, 2010, 05:58:21 am
A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 06:08:54 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, good luck. You'll need it.
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Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 06:15:08 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, you get condemned for NOT starting a mass genocide
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Quote from: SmileyMan on January 10, 2011, 11:17:23 am
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 06:15:50 pm »
in dwarf fortress, the mass slaughtering of kittens is not only allowed, but strategic
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 06:42:09 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, magma solves all your problems.
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"He's blind, but he was still able to find the way to the hospital, he vomits, and his lungs are going numb. So what? I don't get why you always want a diagnosis even though they're all doomed. Even a kitten can see it. He got sprayed by a monster's bodily fluids, that should be enough diagnosis. There, he has lupus. Happy? He's going to die. Like everyone else. I know it because I'm better than all of you, because I know how to use a goddamn crutch. Where the hell did you put the sunshine?" ಠ_ಠ

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 07:28:38 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, giant blobs of vomit that breathe poison are perfectly normal.
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 07:30:46 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, a child who will throw a party at the age of three will become mayor at the age of eight is born.
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 07:43:58 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, sanity isn't the norm. Insanity, however, is.

In Dwarf Fortress, blue metal(AKA Adamantine) from the deepest parts of the world tends to shoot out to, and sometimes past, the surface.

In Dwarf Fortress, Bogeymen are real.

In Dwarf Fortress, if you lose the ability to stand, you'll be in the hospital forever.

In Dwarf Fortress, things that shouldn't possibly exist and/or defy logic exist.

In Dwarf Fortress, Magma is often a effective weapon.
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 07:49:14 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, hell can freeze over.
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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 08:58:50 pm »
In Dwarf Fortress, goblins provide another source of iron and trade goods.

In Dwarf Fortress, don't make stupid demands or you'll become a victim to an unfortunate accident.
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"He's blind, but he was still able to find the way to the hospital, he vomits, and his lungs are going numb. So what? I don't get why you always want a diagnosis even though they're all doomed. Even a kitten can see it. He got sprayed by a monster's bodily fluids, that should be enough diagnosis. There, he has lupus. Happy? He's going to die. Like everyone else. I know it because I'm better than all of you, because I know how to use a goddamn crutch. Where the hell did you put the sunshine?" ಠ_ಠ

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Re: In Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 09:33:13 pm »
Quote from: Derp Sandvich on December 02, 2010, 08:58:50 pm
In Dwarf Fortress, don't make stupid demands or you'll become a victim to an unfortunate accident.
Why do I suddenly feel afraid to build an awesome megaproject?
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