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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51738 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: You are minifig... and 20 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2010, 12:14:16 pm »
Take all of your materials and turn the cart into a KING-RESCUE BATTLE PLATFORM.
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Re: You are minifig... and 20 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2010, 10:05:45 pm »
Wait...Spear Cart Thing

Weapon Rack

THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS! STRIKE IT DOWN!
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Re: You are minifig... and 20 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2010, 10:43:58 pm »
Er....Go through door 1?
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Quote from: piecewise on May 14, 2012, 07:51:37 pm
[Will:1] You scream. You scream like a little girl in pigtails and a tutu, flailing ineffectually like a starfish on meth.

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Re: You are minifig... and 20 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2010, 05:33:44 am »
Quote from: monk12 on December 05, 2010, 10:05:45 pm
Wait...Spear Cart Thing

Weapon Rack

THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS! STRIKE IT DOWN!



For the king!

Quote from: quip on December 05, 2010, 05:35:59 am
Turn the spear... cart... thing... into a drumkit!
Make a robot girlfriend for the sex part of sex drugs and rock and roll!



You forge a new robot, as hot as possible.

Quote from: Dwarf Midget on December 05, 2010, 08:13:30 am
Since you're behind on your schedule, go ahead and do the drugs while you do your robot girlfriend.



You smoke some sort of cool plant while embracing your new girlfriend...



Wow, man! Look at all the colors!

---

An unknown amount of time later...



The voice of your Knight friend pulls you back to consciousness.

"HAHAHA! Dude! That was HILARIOUS to watch!"

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 05, 2010, 12:14:16 pm
Take all of your materials and turn the cart into a KING-RESCUE BATTLE PLATFORM.



Time to put this junk to use!



There we go! Nice Platform.

Quote from: Orb on December 05, 2010, 10:43:58 pm
Er....Go through door 1?



Door 1 is located a bit high, but you can reach it easily with your new Battle Platform.



Inside is a picture of you, and a dark empty room.



And finally, today's gift, which is an Armor Stand for the king. Of course.

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2010, 11:08:10 am »
Empower armour... WITH ROCK!
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2010, 11:13:01 am »
Quote from: quip on December 06, 2010, 11:08:10 am
Empower armour... WITH METAL!

You kids just don't learn, do you?
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2010, 11:25:27 am »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on December 06, 2010, 11:13:01 am
Quote from: quip on December 06, 2010, 11:08:10 am
Empower armour... WITH METAL!

You kids just don't learn, do you?
NO! WE I DO NOT LEARN! I LIKE CAPS LOCK!
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Quote from: NRDL on September 15, 2011, 09:34:58 am
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2010, 03:59:55 pm »
>Have existential crisis at the implications of your image being behind door one.
>Open Door 2.
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2010, 04:02:27 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 06, 2010, 03:59:55 pm
>Have existential crisis at the implications of your image being behind door one.
>Open Door 2.
Recruit picture self as third member of SMITH METAL band.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2010, 04:04:27 pm »
Build tower to uncaring gods to show you have a mind of your own.
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2010, 04:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on December 06, 2010, 04:04:27 pm
Build tower to uncaring gods to show you have a mind of your own.

We are minifig, Smith of Smiths. Look on our works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2010, 04:38:01 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on December 06, 2010, 04:31:39 pm
Quote from: Fniff on December 06, 2010, 04:04:27 pm
Build tower to uncaring gods to show you have a mind of your own.

We are minifig, Smith of Smiths. Look on our legos, ye mighty, and be slightly miffed!

That's fixed.
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2010, 06:40:03 pm »
Strike down the evil Armour Stand!
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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2010, 07:33:59 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on December 06, 2010, 06:40:03 pm
Strike down the evil Armour Stand!
No, strike down the helmet part only!
We must use the armor to save the king!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are minifig... and 19 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2010, 07:45:28 pm »
Thank you for reminding me how much I love LEGOs.

Also, I'm not sure if we should reforge the armor into a cape or combine it with the robot to make an armored (and hopefully more mobile) robo-king.

Yeah, second one. Improve Robo-King.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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