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Is the game fun?

Yes.
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Meh.
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Fniff

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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #210 on: December 04, 2010, 05:39:30 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on December 04, 2010, 05:34:27 pm
So, what's Bay12 up to...

"Hello, Fniff12! Here is your newsletter!
We have finally made the releasable final edition of Dwarf Fortress! Thanks to Toady discovering the secret to immortality while coding in ferrets, many people can finally enjoy the last release of Dwarf Fortress!

If you wish to download this amazing last release, check the link below!
(Download link)"

You download it.

Dear Jesus, it is amazing. It's almost like reality. Why did the apocalypse have to happen at that precise moment!
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #211 on: December 04, 2010, 05:45:04 pm »
Check the date of the Bay12 newsletter.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #212 on: December 04, 2010, 07:04:53 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on December 04, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Check the date of the Bay12 newsletter.

The day of the end of the world.

You think happily that someone, somewhere, enjoyed Dwarf Fortress 1.00 before perishing.

OCC: Hey guys, do you think I could be able to do three forum games at once, or will I have to lose one?
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #213 on: December 05, 2010, 01:22:19 am »
You can try!
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #214 on: December 05, 2010, 08:40:12 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on December 05, 2010, 01:22:19 am
You can try!

OCC: Eh, nevermind. Just a thought for my next sideproject.

You decide to go to sleep on the couch.

You dream...

"Oh God fucking dammit not another flashback! RAGE!" A voice from beyond says. You are suddenly in the middle of a deep dark forest. A living forest. A fairy tale forest. A bad forest.

The trees are closing in on you. What do you do?
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #215 on: December 05, 2010, 09:07:36 am »
Run!
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #216 on: December 05, 2010, 09:08:58 am »
Quote from: quip on December 05, 2010, 09:07:36 am
Run!

You run away from the trees.

Now, there is a little cottage here. Go in?
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #217 on: December 05, 2010, 09:14:23 am »
Yes! And I like how you can post my actions for me.  :P
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #218 on: December 05, 2010, 09:21:57 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 05, 2010, 09:14:23 am
Yes! And I like how you can post my actions for me.  :P

You go in, scared as hell. You walk in and see Grandma.

"Oh, hey grandma. Say, why are you so big?" You say.

"All the better to hug you with." Grandma says.

"Why do you have so many eyes?" You ask.

"All the better to see you with." She replies.

"Say, grandma, why do you look like a massive slug?"

"Why the hell do you think? Any warning signs? Dear god you are stupid." You are crushed.

You wake up, not jolting from the bed because that's kinda hard to do.

"AGH!" You yell.

"Oi, shut up. I am making some pancakes. There were some unspoiled ones in their fallout shelter. Want some?" Liv has taken off his balaclava and replaced it with a chef's hat. He is wearing a apron saying "Thanks To The Cook". You get a look at his face.

He looks old enough to have seen 20 years of the pre apocalypse. You guess he is about 30ish.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #219 on: December 05, 2010, 09:33:27 am »
Thank the cook. OMNOMNOMNOM pancakes.
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« Reply #220 on: December 05, 2010, 09:43:56 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 05, 2010, 09:33:27 am
Thank the cook. OMNOMNOMNOM pancakes.

"Oh, thanks Liv!" You grab a plate of pancakes and eat them.

Dear God, these are the best pancakes ever.

"So, you have any dreams? I don't dream anymore, and I like hearing others dreams. Did you know I was once a therapist? Tell me your dreams." Liv smiles.

"Oh, I have to talk like one too. Sigmund Fraud Sigmundy Sigmund Fraud. Penis." Liv laughs out loud.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #221 on: December 05, 2010, 09:45:27 am »
OMG, HE WANTS TO GET INSIDE OUR HEADS! RUN AWAY!

Shoot him in DA FACE.

Also, the badass is a shrink? Wut?
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« Reply #222 on: December 05, 2010, 09:50:04 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 05, 2010, 09:45:27 am
OMG, HE WANTS TO GET INSIDE OUR HEADS! RUN AWAY!

Shoot him in DA FACE.

Also, the badass is a shrink? Wut?

"You were a shrink?" You ask, confused.

"Oh yeah. I wasn't good, but it was fun work. Yeah, I know. I don't look like the type to be helping people, but I was a nice guy before all this shit happened. Wife, kid on the way, Hell, even a nice house in the Suburbs. But then all this shit happened, and my wife was dead and my Suburbs house was dust. I guess I just...Stopped caring. Maybe that's why I don't dream anymore." Liv frowns a bit, then returns to a friendly smile.

"Anyway, I also found some beer. Enjoy it, we are on the move in an hour. While we are enjoying a beer on the couch, you could tell me why you screamed like a little girl when you woke up." Liv chuckles.
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #223 on: December 05, 2010, 09:51:53 am »
"Because I'm actually a little girl. The fallout from the apocalypse mutated me into my present form."
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Re: Scavenger Tale
« Reply #224 on: December 05, 2010, 10:00:14 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 05, 2010, 09:51:53 am
"Because I'm actually a little girl. The fallout from the apocalypse mutated me into my present form."

"Oh, that makes sense. Hey, did you know I was a smurf? Radiation killed my dog, so now I am a human? Why? I have no fucking clue." Liv smirks. Then listens.

"Listen." He puts up a finger. The sound of an engine.

"Sounds like road-bandits." He mutters. "They are everywhere in the Badlands, should have fucking realized, Liv you stupid goddamn..."
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