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[Tellemurius]

"ITS ON A TREE, WTF DO YOU THINK I GOT THAT CONNECTION?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

((Trees. Not treemanor))

[Tellemurius]

((its still on a bleedin tree))

[Twi]

((Do I need to say it bluntly, Tellemurius? Please tell me I don't need to say it bluntly. Read reply # 2973. I better not have to say it bluntly once you have done so.))
"I heard that..." Kata says..."Damn, that was loud."

[Carp Slayer]

"is tellemur infested with spider eggs inside his guts :O?"


"also twi.... you have a xenomorph on your face...."

[Tellemurius]

"WHAT?"
*looks down poking at furry stomach*
"normal to me, what are you smoking on?"

[DrunkDorfPally]

*Starts scratching at his chest and stomach crazily*  "GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT!!!!  AGGGHHHH!!!!!"

[Twi]

"I kinda don't," replies Twi as he eats a sandwich, Thera sitting nearby.
Tellemurius is not. Neither is anyone else.

(...)
Thera sighs, and yells, "DO I NEED TO DO IT AGAIN TO DEMONSTRATE THAT YOU ARE FINE?"

"Dude, if that was happening I would have told you so."

[Tellemurius]

"should i go talk to her and calm her down?"

[iceball3]

ERK*uses time reversal device to erase the past hour*

"there that should do it"

Code: [Select]

CRITICAL ERROR
Dimensional blockoff at unit IDC1302
Dimensional access has been denied.

*I begin to whisper to the Lictor.*
"My most considerable concern at the moment is that anthropomorphic spider Thera, you know of her yes?"

"Yes, now that I have found out her name, I suppose so."

"Well I have growing concerns, mainly to how she seduces nearly everyone she meets to a state of irrational non-hostility... This may cause some problems in loyalties in the future."

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Holy shit...

[Carp Slayer]

"then why do i keep seeing a xenomor-


its on my face isn't it?"

[DrunkDorfPally]

Theta panics and runs inside her room, tearing it apart looking for his "skin."

[Twi]

"Nope," Twi says. "You're insane."

Thera sighs, and adds, "You know, you should probably have some food. I'm having some food, for heavens sakes, and...well, which group of people tired out last? Answer: me." She promptly bites into a piece of meat.

[Ochita]

"I heard that..." Kata says..."Damn, that was loud."

*Ochita turns into an even brighter shade of red*
"We all have our needs... And it seems now that I change color depending on emotions... And I guess I had a lot to get out.

[DrunkDorfPally]

*Loud banging and crashing comes out of Thera's room*  "WHERE'S MY SKIN!?!?"  Theta screams, near-panicing with fear.