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[Tellemurius]

((Yah Her speech is in " mine is in '))

((Wait... I thought ' was for thoughts, and different colors and text effects notated different characters...))
*I am struck by a fey mood!*
"I NEED...
FIRE KNIVES
AN ARTIFACT CIRCUMSISER
A BRICK SUITCASE
SOME APPLES
TWI
MECHANISMS
13 PLASTIC STICKS
A BUFFALO HORN
400 UNITS OF MEW-MEW METAL
KITTEH COLLOSUS
A BIRDFEEDER
A ROTARY MOTOR
BLADES"

"What was the second one?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

((I don't have text effects on the mobile version, and I communicate in thought since the Elves cut out my tongue.))

[Twi]

"What do you need me for, a lawnmower?" Twi asks.
Thera looks at Twi protectively. Her face says something along the lines of "He's MY boy!"

"Wait, you made her that way?...better be worth it."

[iceball3]

((I don't have text effects on the mobile version, and I communicate in thought since the Elves cut out my tongue.))

"FUUUU!"
*Quickly whips out my IDC and deletes all the brains of the elves.*
"Okay now... Back to my mood..."

[Keita]

"Depends, do you like arachnids? Is why I made her."

*receives slap from Yui*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

'Me and Lilly killed all the Elves... ALL OF THEM!!!'

[iceball3]

*Does a quick 360 revolve and shoves my fire curtain crossbow into Militia's mouth.*
"YOU MADE HER AS A GIFT OF LIVING SO SHE CAN BE HER OWN PERSON, GET IT?"
*Removes the crossbow and does another 360 revolve back to my work.*

'Me and Lilly killed all the Elves... ALL OF THEM!!!'

"You didn't keep them for torture? Oh well, at least it's no longer a problem."

[Keita]

"Damn it, ORIGANLLY! Then it because I could only make anthros out of whatever animal I used."

*rubs head then gives Merchant the thumbs up for elf massacer*

[Twi]

"Heh. Good question. If she's pretty enough, a man can like any woman..." (Here we go again.)

"Was that a compliment?" Thera asks.
"What do you think it was?"

Thera blushes, then starts helping Twi dig out a room. Pretty strong girl.

[iceball3]

"Heh. Good question. If she's pretty enough, a man can like any woman..." (Here we go again.)

"Was that a compliment?" Thera asks.
"What do you think it was?"

Thera blushes, then starts helping Twi dig out a room.

"I do believe he just called himself a man and called you a woman..."

[Twi]

"Well, it's not like there were better words when using a language based around being human..."

[Keita]

*MM stands outside the fort and smokes a pipe*

*Yui goes to find something fun to do*

[iceball3]

*MM stands outside the fort and smokes a pipe*

*Yui goes to find something fun to do*

*Using the IDC, I slow down time and swap the stuff in MM's pipe with some of the leftover catnip from about a month ago. I begin to giggle as time returns to normal. I also chuck the stuff I found in the pipe, into the magma.*

[Twi]

BOOM!
The stuff explodes when chucked into magma!

[iceball3]

"Groovy."
*Rushes back to MM to see him who was tuned into a she cat person all too long ago, to see he/her rolling in the grass.*
"D'aawwww"