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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21060 on: July 18, 2022, 07:37:27 pm »

The best way to prepare yourself against feral dog attacks is to always carry a bear.
If you live in country where openly carrying bears is illegal, or if your country does not support bears, a mother-in-law is a good second bet.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21061 on: July 18, 2022, 07:49:58 pm »

If nothing else, you can trip your mother in law and back away slowly while they tear her apart.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21062 on: July 19, 2022, 04:04:42 am »

You could also carry a golf club and tell the dogs your practicing your swing while you beat the shit of them with it.

Where the heck do you live that their are wild dogs around though?
Used to be a lot of them in my area but me and the neighbors have finally killed all of them, seems like only real way to get rid of them is for them to be dead.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21063 on: July 19, 2022, 05:04:18 am »

I've never had to fend off wild animals before, but I'd assume you'd want a weapon with some reach on it, to stop them from getting close enough to bite in the first place. The best would probably be mace/pepper spray; if it can incapacitate a human attacker, it can definitely scare off a dog I'd imagine, especially with their heightened sense of smell.

Where the heck do you live that their are wild dogs around though? and where's wierd to advocate for rural gun rights?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21064 on: July 19, 2022, 09:58:15 am »

A wild pack of dogs? Submit a request to the local fighter's guild and they'll take care of it, surely
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21065 on: July 19, 2022, 03:57:56 pm »

They only deal with high level quests nowadays. Unless you kind find the fabled dogslayer, who only takes on dog slaying quests. That fella's downright peculiah I tell you hwat

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21066 on: July 20, 2022, 02:34:11 am »

He is the dogborn capable of absorbing the powers of dogs and use the powers of the ancient dog language!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21067 on: July 20, 2022, 05:47:39 am »

Barkin mad that one is

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21068 on: July 20, 2022, 05:59:33 am »

Fus Ruff Dah
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21069 on: July 20, 2022, 03:23:50 pm »

Doggokin
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21070 on: July 21, 2022, 07:49:39 am »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21071 on: July 21, 2022, 09:01:24 am »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21072 on: August 16, 2022, 12:54:04 pm »

i ordered for 190€

I get 130€ worth of stuff double, basically all double except for 2 things

I like this store why they putting me in this position, mailing it back is super annoying i dont want to be bothered.... paying it back well.... i didn't need all this so...

is there a way to do anonymous money transfers? I'd pay 'em back like half if they didn't know it was me and didn't know what was missing


I should be happy but i am not
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21073 on: August 16, 2022, 04:56:41 pm »

Hm, so you did not get two things you ordered?
You could file a complaint that you didn't get what you ordered and disregard getting double of everything else.

Alternatively, you can keep the doubled stuff if useful, as they were compensating you for not getting what you ordered.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #21074 on: August 17, 2022, 08:39:52 am »

I got it all, plus some, a lot actually. Legally I'm safe I wager.

But there can be no ill gotten gains without somebody loosing anything... some employee might have to pay for my shit, or, some employee might be safe unless I stir shit up. See if I knew the boss himself made this mistake, that would be a bunch of considerations off the whole issue.


On the one hand I did spend a bunch over the years, so like theyre loosing like 130 bucks of merch to a good customer and not some bum, on the other hand I'd like to return there head high.. I mean I most likely will, how would they know... but still.
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