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[scrdest]

Ah, my heart...
I think sharp stinging heart pains are probably bad?
Augh.

If I stop breathing it doesn't hurt as much. Like a cramp.
I have heart-cramps.

If it was the heart, it would hurt *more* if you didn't breathe, since the heart would speed up.

So yeah, that sounds like either the respiratory muscles themselves, or you've got some part of you shifted slightly and it pokes at something it doesn't usually poke, and breathing in makes your chest expand in a way that makes it poke harder/moves what it's poking closer, no cause for alarm.

[Descan]

"You just got pokey bits out of place in your chest. NBD."

[Orange Wizard]

According to WebMD you have breast cancer and the early onset symptoms of bubonic plague. Might want to see a doctor about that.

[DeKaFu]

Ah, my heart...
I think sharp stinging heart pains are probably bad?
Augh.

If I stop breathing it doesn't hurt as much. Like a cramp.
I have heart-cramps.

Really though, it's probably this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome

aka "Chest pains for no reason that go away on their own and don't really mean anything syndrome".

[Rose]

Porphyria

I have that, actually.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Porphyria

I have that, actually.

So you have black pee and are way too sensitive to light?
The body is really weird, you guys.

[Rose]

It's intermittent, though.

So I can get attacks of it, but the rest of the time I'm fine.

[scriver]

It's intermittent, though.

So I can get attacks of it, but the rest of the time I'm fine.

As long as you drink enough blood, you mean :v

[Eric Blank]

That's porphyric hemophilia. porphyria and hemophilia are both completely different. Japa is not a vampire (thank god)

[RedKing]

Ah, my heart...
I think sharp stinging heart pains are probably bad?
Augh.

If I stop breathing it doesn't hurt as much. Like a cramp.
I have heart-cramps.

Really though, it's probably this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome

aka "Chest pains for no reason that go away on their own and don't really mean anything syndrome".

Holy crap....I had that for years never knew there was a term for it. Or that it was anything other than weird-ass body being weird-ass.

[scrdest]

That's porphyric hemophilia. porphyria and hemophilia are both completely different. Japa is not a vampire (thank god)

That's what HE wants you to believe

[Rose]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_intermittent_porphyria

This is what I have.

[hops]

Glitches in the matrix. I think I found the exact description of the genre of creepypastas that I like. And by like, I mean they make me feel paranoid and creeped out.

For some reasons, the mixing of mundane happenstance and supernatural is creepier to me than, say, outright supernatural horror. I guess that's probably also why I like low fantasy. (Though most supernatural horror are low fantasy already, so I suppose in this case it's "really low fantasy and probably not a good book plot")

Actually, they would make good book plots. I mean, Flightplan is pretty much Mandela Effect without the Mandela Effect.

[ChairmanPoo]

It's intermittent, though.

So I can get attacks of it, but the rest of the time I'm fine.

As long as you drink enough blood, you mean :v

That doesn't really work. It's just something a guy in the eighties made up.

[NRDL]

I've got my first amateur fight tomorrow.  It's a small thing, probably gonna be a really tame affair, either lots of moving around without action, or a lot of action in the first minute followed by 5 minutes of exhausted shuffling around.  Either way, it really doesn't make any difference.  At worst, it'll be a good learning experience, and a lot of fun to think about in the future.  Plus, I've got all my gym buddies' fights to look forward.

Still not stopping me from stressing out as I'm typing this,