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[TheBiggerFish]

Hah.

[hops]

It's either a fusilli that hits on you, or a spaghetti that happens to be possessed by a demon/demons.

Por que no los dos?

[Bohandas]

I just discovered the existence of the coconut crab, better known as "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH KILLITWITHFIRE OMGWTFBBQ"

Spoiler: Warning, large images. (click to show/hide)

Seriously, if I came across one of these nightmares walking down the street, I'd nope all the way to the next continent over. Maybe two continents, just to be safe.

"They're monsters! There's not a nickel's worth of difference between a shellfish and a giant bug!"

[Graknorke]

Why are the crabs somewhere that dry and dusty? Go home this isn't the sea.

[Orange Wizard]

Because they eat coconuts, and coconuts don't live in the sea.

[GiglameshDespair]

Because they eat coconuts, and coconuts don't live in the sea.

Common children television may debate that. I hear they're a good habitat for sponges.

[Orange Wizard]

Clearly they don't realise that a sponge is actually a cake and not a fish.

[Descan]

Because they eat coconuts, and coconuts don't live in the sea.

Common children television may debate that. I hear they're a good habitat for sponges.

No, see, that's pineapples. See, starfish might live under coconuts, if they can't find a good rock.

[TheBiggerFish]

Clearly they don't realise that a sponge is actually a cake and not a fish.

*has giant sponge flashbacks...*

[Eric Blank]

Would explain why we couldn't kill them if they were supposed to be a cake; nobody ever tried outright eating them.

[Loud Whispers]

[SCREAMS ERECTALLY]

[Yoink]

Damnit, Greatorder. Why did you need to share the horror with all of us?
I guess 'misery loves company' is a saying for a reason.


Anyway: I just tried to start DF and my laptop threw a fit.
It was like... a soft BSOD or something. Somehow the song I was listening to didn't stop playing or even skip... maybe I'm just listening to it in my head or something. But! I figured I should say, if I suddenly disappear from the internet in the not-too-distant future, it's probably just due to my computer no longer working and myself having no other easy means of web browsing and being too shit at life to get a new computer.

That or I got hit by a truck or something, I guess.

[Amperzand]

There is a thing practised in western Iran which involved grabbing the bottom of your erect penis and bending the top until a cracking noise is heard.

This is making me scream internally.

man, what the fuck

[Graknorke]

There is a thing practised in western Iran which involved grabbing the bottom of your erect penis and bending the top until a cracking noise is heard.

This is making me scream internally.

FYI that cracking noise is the erectile tissue rupturing. Why do this.

[Yoink]

The show I watched earlier seems to have traumatised me.

Spoiler: Scary stuff (click to show/hide)

I was trying to drift off to sleep but the image of a character getting shot in the head kept disturbing me. His head bobbing about like a limp sack of brain-meats as another bullet slammed into it. A character I came to know and feel a certain affection for over four seasons, just cut down in such a brutal-yet-inevitable manner. His pointless death driving home the endless cycle of... well, death and stuff, I guess. Damnit, I was getting all poetic for a moment there and then my brain had to go and ruin it.

I can't remember the last time I got freaked out about something like this.
Oh, wait, yeah last time was probably a death scene in the fourth season of American Horror Story. Damn, that one was a doozy. I find that TV shows, with their far longer running time, really allow one to form more of an attachment to their characters than movies. It tends to be the sudden end of a character that shocks me, rather than the gory details of their demise. Just gruesome deaths on their own usually just make me chuckle, but when it's a character that you've gotten used to having around- like a comfortable, aesthetically pleasing couch in the corner of a room- having them suddenly torn away can be emotionally devastating. Then again that might be because I don't have many friends and thus tend to become way too attached to fictional characters. I dunno.

Sorry for rambling, but I can't sleep. And rambling is a thing I do when I am sleep deprived. A lot.